Liveblogging The Bachelorette Blooper Reel
I'm more than aware that despite the show's excellent ratings, I'm the only person actually watching this season of The Bachelorette. But I'm not going to let a little thing like that keep me from posting about it, week after week, in ways that are met with polite, embarrassed silence. So last night on The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All, they showed a montage of "funny moments" from this season that weren't on the show. They usually do that, but this one was particularly funny, and I took careful notes on it, like a reporter.
It's a liveblog, of sorts:
- guy everyone hates hurts his balls
- DeAnna burps
- Chris Harrison funny Karate Kid line
- the asshole face guy
Seriously the asshole-face guy, though. If this guy went to Hollywood and tried to be an actor, could he play any other role except asshole?
He actually IS an asshole on the show, but maybe it's not his fault because of his face. (Don't worry, there will be more Bachelorette coverage to come during this holiest of TV dating show weeks.)
Posted by Lindsay at 3:10 PM in Reality TV
Tags: DeAnna | The Bachelorette
Coincidentally, the aforementioned a-hole looks like Jason Sudeikis' A-Hole character on SNL.
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I am mortified to admit that I am watching The Bachelorette as well. Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that she did NOT choose Jesse? How would he support her? What could he possibly have going for him that turned her around to him? I am stunned.
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so DeAnne chose Jesse, but now last night they said that they had a secret to share with the audience, guess what , I fell asleep during the commercial, woke up 20 min. later and found out I missed it, So wat is the Secret, would you know?/
PLease email me
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she can get her lazy ass a job - that's how he can support her.
but seriously, Jesse does own a house and runs a nonprofit and...um...gives snowboarding lessons? At least that's more than Graham who took her to his high school gym on a hometown date - where one got the distinct feeling that when his parents kick him out of their basement, he packs up his sleeping-bag and spends the night there.
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Sadly, I'll admit to going to the ABC.com Bachelorette site for my post-show gossip fix because no one within 3,000,000 feet of the water cooler at my job watches this show. I, however, rewatch clips on YouTube, because at least there I can be among my people.
Thank you Lindsay for making me feel an ounce less pathetic for caring whether this woman--who I will never meet and will quickly forget about in the weeks and months after the show is over--picks Jason or Jesse. But f-me, if this woman has a single brain cell to think with, she better sure as hell pick Jason over that snow-shredding, joker jacket-wearing, butt cut-having Jesse.
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