Gabe Leaves For Two Days... ...And the Post announces that the object of his affection, The Countess Luann de Lesseps of The Real Housewives Of New York, is back on the market. Stay alive no matter what occurs, Countess! Gabe will find you!
Posted at 10:45 AM in Reality TV
Tags: Luann De Lesseps | The Real Housewives Of New York City



































"Luann, I've decided I need to see somebody my own age..."
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According to the RHWONY Wikipedia page, "He is cheating on her and they will be divorced within the year." Who is editing this, Betheny?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LuAnn_de_Lesseps#LuAnn_de_Lesseps
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Guess Luann can't bitch about everyone thinking the guy is *gasp* 65 anymore.
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lindsay's 57 year old roommate is out of town, time to party
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Now Luann can make everyone call her "The Ex-Countess."
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I miss Gabe, I miss my Gossip Girl Recap!!
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I miss Gabe, I miss my Gossip Girl Recap!!
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