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April 21, 2008

Flavor Of Love Leaves Amazement On Your Face

Have you ever noticed how Flavor Flav is an underdeveloped man-child, like some kind of pre-pubescent clock enthusiast who just discovered that sometimes his pee-pee gets hard? And have you ever thought that going on a date with a guy like that would be some kind of pepto-pink nightmare of realized boyhood fantasy? YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I had a magician at a birthday party once. I was five. He told me he was going to make me disappear and I started crying. SO WHAT, like you're perfect?

The best part of this: everything the magician says.
The worst part of this: that woman's need to be on television so desperately that she's willing to put up with this Neverland Ranch nonsense. Girl, respect yourself.

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WAAAAOOOOOOUW

Posted by: Alex at 04/21/08 4:59 PM | Reply
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Is Flav channeling Tracy Morgan, or is the Tracy Jordan character a direct sendup of Flav? I'm so confused.

Posted by: dbati at 04/21/08 5:08 PM | Reply
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Scott

David Blaine NO.

Posted by: Scott profile link at 04/21/08 7:31 PM | Reply
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? Clock enthusi....oh yes, I see. Carry on.

Posted by: DU at 04/21/08 8:14 PM | Reply
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