Farmer Wants A Confused Gold Digger
For seemingly months Top Model watchers have been teased with a cheeky promo for Farmer Wants A Wife, which is like The Bachelor but with more manure, that goes like this:
Wanted: a girl who's smart, beautiful, and ready for some serious plowing (slang for sexual intercourse), she must like animals (things farmers sometimes have sex with) and waking up every morning to a nice, big (picture of a cock.)So, we get it: Rock Of Love on a farm. Gross. Here's the extended preview for the show (which debuts tonight), in which women who just want to kick start their dancing and singing careers find themselves sticking their arms up cow's asses. And the theme song is ... a rap?:
Also, after this promo, I'm not 100% convinced that Farmer Matt likes chicks.
Posted by Lindsay at 10:15 AM in Reality TV
Tags: Farmer Wants A Wife | Gold Diggers
if you put a turd in the middle of a room and got ladies to compete over the turd, they will all fall in love with the turd and cry over the turd and spill blood over the turd.
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"I fight for Matt like they fight in the Middle East." Wow. And people will watch this. Why? Because there IS NO GOD!
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