Exclusive Clip From An Upcoming Episode Of The City
Earlier today it was reported that Olivia's cousin Nevan (because that's a name that people have) from The City was once arrested for trying to buy a blowjob using Oxycontin. That is still the second funniest thing after Hugh Jackman peeing his pants. Anyway, it seemed pretty impossible that something like that would ever make it on the air, but apparently MTV has decided to answer their critics who claim that shows like The City are lifeless staged soap operas (true storayyyy). As this exclusive clip shows, things get pretty gully for Whitney and friends in the Big Apple:
Jokes. Thanks for the much-needed correction, AstroZombie. All low budget black dramas from the mid-90s about life in "the hood" look the same.
Posted by Gabe at 2:45 PM in Reality TV
Tags: Nevan Donahue | Oxycontin | The City | Whitney Port
I'm pretty sure his full name is James Nevan Donahue, which only makes it funnier.
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Crackhorny burgermonger
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laugh out LOUD.
gimme dem bright lights, long nights!
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Funniest thing I've seen today. I hope stupid people who actually watch The City google their way here and watch that without knowing what they're getting into.
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Glorious! But I've gotta get to Wendy's before it closes...
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