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June 18, 2008

America's Got The Cutest Wittle Singer In The Wowld

Meet Kaitlyn. She's 4 years old, she's from America, where she works as a kindergarten student, and she swept away the competition in last night's season premiere of America's Got Talent:

It's unclear how Kaitlyn would use the AGT prize this season, which includes a regular gig on the Vegas strip, but let's vote for her anyway. (Like we vote). Her closest competitor, the violin group "Nuttin' But Strings," should be penalized for that name choice alone.

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tminus

its true.
even "Strings Attached" would've been a better name.

don't forget the Lady In The Radiator tapdancer. also (not my words) "precious".

Posted by: tminus profile link at 06/18/08 4:32 PM | Reply
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um. awwwwwwwwwwww.

oh and the look on her face when she receives the standing ovation is amazing. You can see the diva wheels turning in her head.

Posted by: Alex profile link at 06/18/08 4:32 PM | Reply
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Sounding a little pitchy, dawg.

Posted by: Mimi LaRue at 06/18/08 4:37 PM | Reply
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I saw Nuttin But Stringz open up for a hockey game.

Posted by: dan at 06/18/08 5:04 PM | Reply
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She did NOT just pull out "Somewhere Out There"! That movie is at LEAST five times as old as she is!

Thankfully, Sharon Osbourne flogs old drugget-out metalheads and not 4 year old cherubs.

Posted by: Chadams at 06/18/08 7:19 PM | Reply
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WHATEVER INTERNET quit tugging tears out of my face.

Posted by: Erin at 06/18/08 7:34 PM | Reply
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OMFG! that is so cute! this perked up my day despite the fact it's pretty much over anyways.

Posted by: aaron at 06/18/08 9:52 PM | Reply
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I was expecting to be all whatevs, but that melted my cold dark heart. I think it's cause she sounded just like Fievel.

Posted by: H.F.G. at 06/18/08 11:33 PM | Reply
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Elliot

So Jerry Springer is apparently that dude in the movie theatre who turns to his friend and repeats every joke in the movie after it is said on screen. Or that dude that you can't hold a regular conversation with because he just quotes Family Guy all the time.

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 06/18/08 11:42 PM | Reply
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So when she loses, who pays for therapy?

Posted by: TigerMachine profile link at 06/19/08 3:30 AM | Reply
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It was cute, but I think 4 is too young to be in a competition. Especially since she wins by the "cute"factor and not for being super talented. She sounded as good as any other child that can carry a tune. Nuttin' but Strings at least was entertaining and enjoyable.

I get sick of watching people's kids on shows like this. It's called "America's Got Talent" not "America's Got Cuteness". Besides, she'll be like the first season winner and be a complete bust once the show is over.

Posted by: SailorAlphaCentauri at 06/19/08 1:51 PM | Reply
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icanread

Awww, so cute! 4 is maybe (definitely) a little young, but whatever, she's adorable! And her singing was pretty good, for a 4-year-old.

Posted by: icanread profile link at 06/19/08 2:40 PM | Reply
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cute. i just watched an american tail the other day while home from work sick.

but seriously this show... ugh

Posted by: sammy at 06/19/08 3:24 PM | Reply
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Thts Bull First of alll why should Nuttin but stringz be penelized for their name This girl does not sing in key shes is gunna get voted on because shes cute Its stupid SHE CAN"T SING ALL THT WELL Singers got american idol why do they come over and try to win AGT so you can sing go to American Idol

Posted by: Andrew at 07/13/08 10:55 PM | Reply
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