Terrence Howard Would LIke To Remind You To Wash Your Hands
Haha. Thanks, Terrence Howard! You've always got the best reminders.
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Gotta Feed Your Baby Human Food, Not Newspapers
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: There Is No Such Thing As Doubles Tetris
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: Pants Go On The Bottom, Shirts Go On The Top
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: Stay With School
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Gotta Try Harder Not To Get Rabies Next Time
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Gotta Admit Hustle And Flow Was Overrated
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: Not Everything Is A Sandwich
- A Terrence Howard Reminder: Clean Your Asshole Sometimes!
It's just nice to see a famous movie star who hasn't let his Hollywood celebrity keep him from giving weird billboards back to the community. (Image via FilmDrunk.)
Posted by Gabe at 3:30 PM in PSAs
Tags: Health | Terrence Howard
A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Can't Always Use A Condom, But Ya Gotta Try
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Juggalos Before Hoes.
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Nobody Thinks Kanye West Jokes Are Funny Anymore.
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Nobody Thinks Jokes About Too Many Kanye West Jokes Are Funny Anymore, Apparently.
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Hey, in all fairness, if I'm gonna take cleanliness tips from anybody, it's gonna be from the dude who's so hardcore he thinks the fairer sex should use baby wipes instead of toilet paper on their FILTHY v-words.
http://nymag.com/movies/features/37254/
"So let’s be a little more clean, you guys. Let’s not be germophobic, but let’s be clean when we can."
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I signed in specifically to bring that up. In Elle, on his "dealbreakers" with women:
"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
Ugh.
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Things like this make me feel like I am not ready to go out into the real world. I am 62.
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Terrance Howard Reminder: I Was Supposed To Be In Iron Man 2, Damnit!
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With our comments combined...
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Everybody's got a Don Cheadle somewhere.
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: If You're Rakin' Your Leaves and It Gets All Over Your Driveway, Just Hose it Off, Dummy!
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You are unearthing just the first of many shocking parallels between Dr. Steve Brule and Terrence Howard.
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for your health
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Next Time You Agree To Do a Billboard, Make Sure It's Not Designed by a Guy Who's Last Job Was Making Signs For a Congressman in 1988.
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the "YOU gotta wash your hands!" part of this feels like it was written by An American Patriot.
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Gotta Use More Typefaces!
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ha! but honestly, no one who designs like that calls them "typefaces" right?
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Don't you ever nominate one of my movies for WMOAT or I will find you
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Crash probaly shouldn't have won Best Picture.
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: The word "probably" has two b's in it.
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A Terence Howard Reminder: Sometimes Cheese Tastes Good! Try it!
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Man, the more pictures I see of Terrence Howard, the more I come to think that maybe he wears his own clothes as wardrobe for every movie he is in.
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Community Service can take many forms, Chris Brown
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Sometimes Point At The Camera, Sometimes Smile, But Never Point At The Camera While Smiling
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Cuba Gooding Jr. is NOT Terrance Howard
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A Terrence Howard Addendum: yet.
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A Terrance Howard Reminderr: I Was the Freak in Sunset Park
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what's with all these celebrities and their political stances today?
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: When the water shortage hits, there will be open and unpunished murder in the streets, so it's OK to pee in the shower sometimes.
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A Terence Howard Reminder: Want To Play Roller Hockey Sometime?
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Sometimes It's Sunny But Sometimes It Rains Too!
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Double Down With KFC's Double Down Chicken Sandwich. It's Double Delicious.
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Despite the billboard's cheap clip-arty ridiculousness (and 'no duh'-ness), I find it kind of endearing, as I've always loved dorky celebrity PSAs for children (e.g. Mr. T warning us to 'be somebody...or be somebody's fool'). Terrence Howard: the McGruff Crime Dog for a new generation.
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure your Iron Man residual check clears before you make any excessive purchases, lest you end up schilling for WordOut Awareness to make ends meet.
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Dudes, there totally is doubles tetris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPPEKVUlY9w
It's the easiest way for two people to hate each other.
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A Terrance Howard Reminder: Wipe your private parts!
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Pizza Isn't A Blanket1
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Life is a Beautiful Go-Cart
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I totally forgot about this. But now you've reminded me. Thank you. I clicked the up-vote button multiple times, so you know at least that my heart's in it.
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Can Only Up-Vote Once
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Using two hands helps in applying a firm coat of leg grease!
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: "Grammar" Has Two A's In It!
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: You gotta breath in, and then out, not in and then in again!
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Bad news guys, Don Cheadle has replaced Terrence in the next set of Terrence Howard Reminder billboard ads.
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Keep That Meat Ice Cold (Dah doo dah doo doo)
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A Terrence Howard Reminder: Boycott Iron Man 2, Hotel Rwanda, Ocean's Twelve... In Summary Fuck Don Cheadle
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I looked at the billboard, he's clearly point at me, so you guys can all mind your own business.
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