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November 13, 2009

A Basic Lesson In Snap Fundamentals

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Rich over at FourFour has found more internet gold with the following segment on "snapping" from a PBS series Tongues Untied. But whereas a lot of funny viral clips seem hilarious and out-of-date, suggesting a world we can't believe used to exist much less a world which we ourselves might have inhabited, this video remains timeless and useful. Face it, while the world is changing at an increasingly rapid pace (who wrote this post? Professor Snore?), we still need to know how to snap correctly. Whether you're at a fancy dinner party at the mayor's apartment, or a casual children's basketball game next to the highway, this video will help you find the right snap for any occasion!

Now you are snapping, girl!

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White Men Can't Snap

Posted by: werttrew profile link at 11/13/09 2:50 PM  | Reply
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Whoa! That is so terrifying! If I was in an argument with one of these guys and then he dissed me and snapped one of those diva-snaps, that's it. I would run away with my tail between my legs. Because I got owned.

Posted by: Napoleon Complex profile link at 11/13/09 2:51 PM  | Reply
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The first part looks like some sort of "Stomp"-style Broadway show... "Snap! Tickets on sale now!"

Posted by: petepetepete profile link at 11/13/09 2:53 PM  | Reply
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I hope this video will help me get into The Institute of Snap!thology, but just in case I don't get in, I have several safe schools, including Ohnohedidnt College and Backyourselffool University (they have a really good graduate program).

Posted by: tiredandwired profile link at 11/13/09 2:55 PM  | Reply
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THIS VIDEO IS SO AMAZING, I AM SO INTO IT. I am snapping as I watch this, and waggling my head and all my limbs. It looks like Elaine Benes is possessed by David Byrne.

Posted by: Cultural Underpinnings Face King profile link at 11/13/09 2:55 PM  | Reply
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i guess im more into the 'play it cool' style of snapz

Posted by: drosenb profile link at 11/13/09 2:57 PM  | Reply
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i tried to post a vid of the west side story number. it didn't work. i guess i'll give "grAHNd diva" a whirl.

Posted by: drosenb profile link at 11/13/09 2:58 PM  | Reply
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I don't think my sassy fingers will have the same effect without the sassy bassline.

Posted by: Constantinople profile link at 11/13/09 3:00 PM  | Reply
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I give this video three snaps in Z formation. The Zorro snap!

Posted by: kiss the pan profile link at 11/13/09 3:00 PM  | Reply
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Two snaps, a twist and a kiss.

Posted by: Deezey profile link  in reply to  kiss the pan's comment at 11/13/09 3:44 PM  | Reply
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I nominate this whole video for our new National Anthem.

Posted by: Superglue profile link at 11/13/09 3:03 PM  | Reply
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Is it bad that I've definitely seen this before in a Survey of Media Art class I took freshman year (lol Bard)?


I'm going to go with no, because this video is still awesome.

Posted by: The Life of the Mind profile link at 11/13/09 3:07 PM  | Reply
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go gamecocks?

Posted by: incediarygrief profile link  in reply to  The Life of the Mind's comment at 11/15/09 5:50 PM  | Reply
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What a letdown. I thought it was going to be the other kind of snaps, like "your mama's so fat, when she was born the hospital got stretch marks."

Posted by: dance contest winner profile link at 11/13/09 3:12 PM  | Reply
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Posted by: tutukulatu profile link at 11/13/09 3:13 PM  | Reply
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im kinda enjoying getting so downvoted. cuz like, i'm not clever enough to get super upvoted.

Posted by: tutukulatu profile link  in reply to  tutukulatu's comment at 11/13/09 4:24 PM  | Reply
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Boy, that new version of The Electric Company is out there!

Posted by: petepetepete profile link  in reply to  tutukulatu's comment at 11/13/09 4:35 PM  | Reply
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This first five seconds of this video is now my voicemail greeting.

Posted by: BobFreakinVila profile link at 11/13/09 3:20 PM  | Reply
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I feel like challenging someone to a snap off.

Posted by: ambarella profile link at 11/13/09 3:20 PM  | Reply
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the grand diva snap is a wonder to behold

Posted by: creamofthecrop profile link at 11/13/09 3:25 PM  | Reply
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I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but Tongues Untied is actually a pretty interesting/groundbreaking personal documentary film about race/gender/sexual orientation. The tone of this segment is getting a bit distorted out of context.

Posted by: Nate Scott! profile link at 11/13/09 3:29 PM  | Reply
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I thought it was about snaps.

Posted by: Spice Weasel profile link  in reply to  Nate Scott!'s comment at 11/13/09 3:34 PM  | Reply
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But maybe we can just pull an L & L — a "Laugh and Learn" — out of this.

Posted by: Nate Scott! profile link  in reply to  Nate Scott!'s comment at 11/13/09 3:40 PM  | Reply
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I love Classic Snap. When they tried to introduce New Snap it was such a train wreck!

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 11/13/09 3:30 PM  | Reply
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There is a Master Snap! Grand Diva? I wish I was a GRAND DIVA at something. That guy is so cool!

Posted by: Violet A. profile link at 11/13/09 3:32 PM  | Reply
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She's a talker... I mean snapper.

Posted by: Mcluskyist profile link at 11/13/09 3:55 PM  | Reply
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The "Medusa" snap is by far, the trickiest. Cause, dreads.

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link at 11/13/09 4:02 PM  | Reply
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snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps.

Posted by: adgied profile link at 11/13/09 4:10 PM  | Reply
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i actually applied to the institute of snap!thology for my post graduate work, but apparently my undergrad degree in bumology wasnt up to their standards. grand diva snap, THIS! bitches.

Posted by: rb profile link at 11/13/09 4:41 PM  | Reply
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If everyone watched this video, there'd be no reason to talk, we could just use different snaps to community with people.
Oh snap!

Posted by: I Like A Skinny Tie profile link at 11/13/09 6:28 PM  | Reply
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All of these snaps are officially incorporated into my body language lexicon.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 11/13/09 7:22 PM  | Reply
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Im pretty much positive I saw LeVar Burton from TV's Reading Rainbow up in there.

Posted by: DOCTORJOKES profile link at 11/13/09 9:52 PM  | Reply
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I would like to take this snap-ortunity to mention that I think you meant "snap-casion", Gabe.

Posted by: stupidlisagarbageface profile link at 11/14/09 12:01 AM  | Reply
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believe it or not (although obviously believe it) we watched this video in my Experimental Video and Activism class my freshman year of college. It's from Tongues Untied by video activist/artist Marlon Riggs. The rest of the film is about gay black men and activism but this bit was pretty lol. in a 80s way. werk it out y'all.

Posted by: Mandy profile link at 11/14/09 4:57 AM  | Reply
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Can we just point out that, excluding the Grand Diva of course, everyone in this video looks like a Dad?

That is not a bad thing.

Posted by: Elijah profile link at 11/15/09 10:00 AM  | Reply
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