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June 15, 2009

When Life Is Tough, Just Remember You Don't Inhale Helium And Get Tasered On Purpose

Just look at these assholes:

Watching idiots get tased is no longer enough entertainment: now we need idiots getting tased after inhaling helium, so they sound even more like scared pussies. I'm starting to think there might be some kind of central, organized thinktank tasked with coming up with stupid, potentially dangerous pranks for a certain kind of white male between the ages of 15 and 23 for the purpose of putting them on YouTube so the rest of us can feel like we're at least doing something slightly better with the short time we have here on earth, and I think I'm uniquely qualified to make suggestions for future stupid-shit mashups like the one above, like, can they do one that combines helium, tasing, salvia, AND syrup of ipecac? Thank you. (Also, I guess that "thinktank" was called "Jackass.)

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kiss the pan

At least they didn't tape the Brokencyde listening party that surely ensued.

Posted by: kiss the pan profile link at 06/15/09 3:25 PM | Reply
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just_the_tip

I'm honestly surprised one of them wasn't clocked with the helium tank as they were being tazed.

Posted by: just_the_tip profile link at 06/15/09 3:28 PM | Reply
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TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder

You know, I was gonna get my wisdom teeth taken out today, but then they found out I have an irregular heartbeat and had I been put under I probably would have gone into a coma, so now I have to see a cardiologist and try not to die in the meantime.

I'm going to remember than mantra. Thanks.

Posted by: TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder profile link at 06/15/09 3:30 PM | Reply
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80's power ballad

if only they took this opportunity to start a helium, fauxhawk, taser a Capella group...missed opportunity guys...so sad

Posted by: 80's power ballad profile link at 06/15/09 3:36 PM | Reply
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rotee2

Should have tasered them in the face

Posted by: rotee2 profile link at 06/15/09 3:37 PM | Reply
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KW

Or the genitals so they can hopefully never breed.

Posted by: KW profile link in reply to rotee2's comment at 06/15/09 3:39 PM | Reply
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ladders

We can just put them in a non-Salli chair.

Posted by: ladders profile link in reply to KW's comment at 06/15/09 4:21 PM | Reply
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EtWB

I wish they were inhaling hydrogen, so when they got tased, they exploded. And then we'd have that problem solved.

Posted by: EtWB profile link at 06/15/09 3:39 PM | Reply
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practicallyinformation

i like how there are girls just chatting in the kitchen while this asshat-ery goes on in the living room. the girls are not even phased by it they're so used to those tools acting up.

Posted by: practicallyinformation profile link at 06/15/09 3:46 PM | Reply
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Joee

and we wonder why the asian kids always kick our ass in math

Posted by: Joee profile link at 06/15/09 3:53 PM | Reply
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Look like typical Obama voters to me.

Posted by: tgs at 06/15/09 3:55 PM | Reply
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If you can watch this video and be convinced that any of the participants are registered voters, you probably voted for McCain.

Posted by: That One profile link in reply to tgs's comment at 06/15/09 4:03 PM | Reply
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jacob666

Posted by: jacob666 profile link in reply to tgs's comment at 06/15/09 4:06 PM | Reply
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EtWB

That's cute.

Posted by: EtWB profile link in reply to tgs's comment at 06/15/09 7:06 PM | Reply
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skunksuit

This makes me wish I were dead. No, wait, I mean I wish they were dead. Yeah that's what I mean. Dead dead dead. I feel bad for the dog in that video, because presumably one of them owns that dog. I wonder if it's ever been to the vet and if its diet consists of left over pizza, hot-pockets, and Mountain Dew Livewire.

Posted by: skunksuit profile link at 06/15/09 5:19 PM | Reply
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I think they should try this again with a loaded gun rather than with a taser. I hear that the helium will make their sould fly up to Heaven super-fast!

Posted by: Run BMC at 06/15/09 6:50 PM | Reply
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Take it easy guys. Helium and Tasers are used frequently as clown interrigation techniques. How else will they find out who ate the last piece of cake at the party. These fellas were training hard to make kids laugh and find social justice, amidst douchiness.

Posted by: poopers la waffle at 06/15/09 8:12 PM | Reply
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theglowing

"can they do one that combines helium, tasing, salvia, AND syrup of ipecac?"
Say what you , but you know you would click play on that vid.

Posted by: theglowing profile link at 06/15/09 10:38 PM | Reply
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Zapruder

Now that is punk rock or as we say on the streets - punx rock!

Posted by: Zapruder profile link at 06/20/09 2:40 PM | Reply
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