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October 15, 2008

Justin Timberlake Is About As Unclever As You Might Think

Our campaign promise to you is that after November 4th, no more of these unbearable celebrity get out the vote ads. CHANGE YOU CAN BARF ON.

See what he did there? You give your girlfriend the box and inside is your dick and a ballot. I'm surprised he didn't sing "I'm voting sexy back." I actually really like Justin Timberlake's music (nullus), but every time I see this guy I think "where is your piano keys scarf, jazz band nerd?"

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Becca

jessica biel has been demoted to a background dancer, i see.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 10/15/08 4:08 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

You can vote in the, enjoy your life while you can because in a couple years you'll be out of the business.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 10/15/08 4:46 PM | Reply
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CarolineA

*a single tear falls from the eyes of the Lonely Island dudes*

Maybe I'm just a nerd, but does it piss anybody else off when people say "I love that Justin Timberlake song, dick in a box"...it was NOT Justin Timberlake exclusively. It also featured Andy Samberg, but was an equal contribution to society by ALL of the Lonely Island dudes (including Kiv and Jorm). If you're going to have good taste in comedy, at least know why.

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 10/15/08 6:07 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

Or you know, just stay complacently ignorant.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link in reply to CarolineA's comment at 10/15/08 6:11 PM | Reply
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caringiscool

i am embarrassed to admit i have thought the same thing, caroline.
not to be a geek about it, it kinda bums me out even that andy samberg gets so much attention when jorma and akiva are both fucking awesome, too.
'just two guys?' THE BEST and he's barely even in it!
so unfair.

Posted by: caringiscool profile link in reply to CarolineA's comment at 10/15/08 7:09 PM | Reply
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CarolineA

THANK YOU Caringiscool!
Whenever I wear my Jorma shirt (a la Awesometown theme song) people stop and ask me "What's a ju-yor-muh?" Even when I reference Hot Rod they have no idea, and yet he and Kiv are writing some of the only funny shit on SNL anymore (McGruber? Yeah, that's Jorms writing!). So sad =[[
I'm glad we can be nerds together

Posted by: CarolineA profile link in reply to caringiscool's comment at 10/15/08 9:59 PM | Reply
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Angelaaaa

Every time I see Jessica Biel, I am reminded of her idiot myspace blog (thanks, videogum website): http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=354850415&blogID=410697873

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