Jim Slattery Wants America To Be That Golden Shower On The Hill Again
Democratic Congressman Jim Slattery is running for a Kansan Senate seat this year. This is his latest campaign ad, "Hosed," and it is nuts:
OH NO, THAT GIANT IS PEEING ON ALL OF THE PEOPLE. Oh, it's just gas? Because it looked like pee. It really looked like pee.
Jim Slattery promises that if he is elected to the United States Senate, giant businessmen will no longer be able to pee on everyone. Gas. Sorry. I meant giant businessmen will no longer be able to pour gas on everyone. Still ridiculous!
Posted by Gabe at 5:45 PM in Politics
Tags: Election 2008 | Jim Slattery
GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR PRESIDENT '69
Score = 0
someone is really going to get off to this ad.... i just know it.
in other news.
mad men's john slattery > democratic congressman jim slattery
in every way.
Score = 0
I live in Kansas and I haven't seen this commercial yet. Oi, this is embarassing...
Score = 0
This video really needs a remix. It should skip the reveal of the pump at :17-:18 and should focus on the smiling children at :20-:21. It should have a great soundtrack and no voiceover. If nothing else, I require a .gif of those kids or the angry black man at :21-:22. GET TO IT, INTERNET!
Score = 1
Also, did this remind anyone else of the Gulliver's Travels miniseries with Ted Danson when he pees on the Lilliputian ladies? Anybody?
Also, that's my first Ted Danson reference of the day. But just the first.
Score = 1