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August 19, 2008

And Then They Came For Joe Francis, And So What?

Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild, has an important message to Americans about laws and stuff.

Why is it that it's always the creepiest pornographers who decide that they're going to take a stand on behalf of all Americans. I'm not saying whether or not Joe Francis got done dirty in Panama City, and of course I believe that all people deserve the right to free speech and fair trials. But you just worry about yourself, Joe Francis. Don't play the martyr on our behalf.

Maybe that's just me. If any of you are starting a series of exploitative upskirt vids that border on child pornography you should probably take Joe Francis more seriously. Also this is funny: joefrancis.com.

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Brian Farrelly

Awwww poor guy. I'm flashing the world's smallest pair of boobies at him in sympathy.

Posted by: Brian Farrelly profile link at 08/19/08 4:47 PM | Reply
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Um, yeaaaah, okay, The-Male(Presumably, but a little tranny looking-- not going to lie!)-Version-of-Tricia-Walsh-Smith. 'Cause it "could happen to any of us" regular Joe Shmoe Francis porn pimpin' pedophlilic types, am I right?

Posted by: CaliAlly at 08/20/08 12:11 AM | Reply
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It's clear: America is in danger. Gabe, start a petition!

Posted by: CaliAlly at 08/20/08 12:17 AM | Reply
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