A Question For The Candidates

Tonight the two candidates for President of the United States will meet in the second televised debate at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee, DUH. The debate will be held in a town hall style format, where the candidates will answer questions in front of a live audience of "uncommitted" voters (take your time, guys, you're doing great). Americans sent in more than six million questions for Barack Obama and John McCain via the internet, although only 15 to 20 will make it to air.

Now, I know the debate is only a few hours away, but I'd like to submit my own question for the two candidates via the internet. You know, TO HELP ME MAKE UP MY MIND ON THESE NEARLY IDENTICAL CANDIDATES. OK, so, Barack Obama and John McCain, my question to you is this: If you were to be elected President, what would you do...

...about this fucking guy?

(via Unique Daily)

Are you going to follow this guy to the gates of hell, Mr. McCain? Would you rethink your morally sound position against torture, Mr. Obama, as it pertains to this guy? Would we expand General Petraeus's commanding duties to include not only the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, but also the war against this guy? Do you support 100 years of war against this guy, Mr. McCain? Would you admit, Mr. Obama, that maybe a surge would work against this guy?

I think Americans are tired of the typical partisan bickering and mudslinging that marks the end of a Presidential campaign, and are eager to hear who is best prepared to deal with this fucking guy.

Posted by Gabe at 4:15 PM in Politics, WebJunk
Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain

7 Comments

There's something hilarious about the lengths he went to in order to protect his ears.

Posted by: DanBlurns at 10/07/08 4:34 PM | Reply
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I thought that was the funniest part of this clip. I'm going to shoot fireworks at my ass, but my ears they should be protected from loud noises at all costs.

Posted by: Selena in reply to DanBlurns's comment at 10/07/08 4:56 PM | Reply
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write in ron paul. obama and mccain are both A+ ignoramuses.

Posted by: seth at 10/07/08 4:39 PM | Reply
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ron paul wouldn't do SHIT about this, no bottle rockets in tha constitution!!!!

Posted by: trevormail at 10/07/08 4:55 PM | Reply
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exxxxactly.

cause the government is REAL good at things that make sense.

Posted by: seth in reply to trevormail's comment at 10/07/08 7:21 PM | Reply
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superbly uncouth.

Posted by: Becca at 10/07/08 5:23 PM | Reply
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BLIND! GONE!

Posted by: eric at 10/07/08 8:02 PM | Reply
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