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February 6, 2009

The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan's Christian Bale Rant

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The thing about a Videogum Promise is that it trumps everything. It is that powerful. Our e-word is our iBond. So, yeah, Christian Bale rant-spoof videos are lame and already feel more tired than this baby fox, and yes, I claimed this morning that we were done writing about the whole thing because in the words of Chuck Bass, "I'm bored, and Christian Bale's rant fiasco ruined my pants." But the Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise" insists that we keep up to date with whatever Tracy Morgan does, because he could Christian Bale rant-spoof the phone book and it would still be funny. Here he is delivering a verbal tirade upon a cameraman for filming him while he is acting.

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE TO POINT CAMERAS WHILE YOU POINT CAMERAS SO I PUT A CAMERA IN YOUR CAMERA SO YOU CAN POINT WHILE YOU POINT.

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Loves it!

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 02/06/09 5:50 PM  | Reply
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Well I certainly don't like cameras pointed at me while I'm film acting. Television shows just can't get made that way...when will people learn!

Posted by: Darren87 profile link at 02/06/09 6:00 PM  | Reply
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and it's gone.

Posted by: jacob666 profile link at 02/06/09 8:33 PM  | Reply
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R.I.P. video I never got to see

Posted by: what profile link at 02/07/09 1:19 AM  | Reply
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:(

Posted by: kate profile link  in reply to  what's comment at 02/07/09 3:38 PM  | Reply
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Here is the hulu link to it. http://tinyurl.com/ampgqh

Posted by: meANDmy_mONKEY profile link at 02/07/09 4:08 PM  | Reply
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meANDmy_mONKEY: I appreciate you.

And I'm going to miss these "Last Christian Bale post EVAR, we swear"s from VG :(. I used to listen to his rant on repeat in order to get myself centered at the start of each day. Guess it's time to heal.

Posted by: Angelaaaa profile link  in reply to  meANDmy_mONKEY's comment at 02/07/09 4:39 PM  | Reply
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for the record (2 weeks too late) this is apparently in (30 rock) character, he says near the end 'tracy f'ing jordan this is TGS'....not that there is a huge difference between the two i guess, but that's interesting that he's having tracy jordan imitate the rant rather than just doing it straight up

Posted by: tough titties turkleton profile link at 02/22/09 4:58 AM  | Reply
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