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December 3, 2008

Satan Caught On Tape Taking The Blame For The Economy

Hey, how is GodTube (the YouTube of God) reacting to our struggling economy? Do they have any, say, "hilarious" interviews with a guy dressed up as Satan? Why, in fact, they do:

Things I Just Learned About Satan:

1. Satan is obsessed with the word "sex," and brings it up as much as he can.

2. Satan just might know someone who knows someone who knows someone who's seen Entourage before, and is modeling himself after that third-degree person's impression of Ari Gold.

3. Satan describes his "friends" as "all the attorneys in the entire world."

4. Satan pays off his credit cards by transferring the balance to a new credit card.

5. Satan uses TurboTax.

Hey, what happened to that whole "God Wants You To Be Rich And Live Well" movement that was so big on GodTube just six months ago? Weird, it doesn't seem to be so popular anymore.

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CarolineA

I'd like to see what ranking this would get on funnyordie

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 12/03/08 2:10 PM | Reply
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the church-integrity part would be funnier if it wasn't so awkwardly true...

Posted by: ww at 12/03/08 2:25 PM | Reply
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why are religious people such bad actors?

Posted by: Sammy at 12/03/08 2:28 PM | Reply
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Because they're Kirk Cameron.

Posted by: Evan in reply to Sammy's comment at 12/03/08 3:00 PM | Reply
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I don't know about that...I quite like that Tony Hale.

Posted by: thefaintingcycle profile link in reply to Sammy's comment at 12/04/08 10:30 AM | Reply
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shayne

ha. he lied to the father of lies. oh the ironing.
and, that guy totally said "bull-shit".

Posted by: shayne profile link at 12/03/08 3:37 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

6. Satan looks like a fucking Greaser.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 12/03/08 4:07 PM | Reply
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Am I naive in giving them the benefit of the doubt that the actor playing Satan just happens to be Italian or something, and wasn't cast for his Semitic looks? I kind of like it.

Posted by: tps12 at 12/03/08 4:12 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

7. Satan resides at the Jersey Shore.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 12/03/08 6:07 PM | Reply
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moonmaster

I knew it.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link in reply to I PEE GOLD's comment at 12/04/08 3:16 AM | Reply
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when did Satan change from an evil manipulator to a grinning fratboy who says "like" and "you know?" after every other word?

Posted by: y at 12/04/08 4:15 PM | Reply
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