Gabe
loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal
alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked around blearily, barely able to focus...
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies. I am man enough to admit that. We all would love to live in a world of love and friendship and gentle laughter. Why not? You think I want it...
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
In the future, when the ultra-light telepathic super-mecha, derived from the core technology of the Cybertronics "Real Boys" line of love children, are sifting through the ice wastes for any remnants of the long extinct human race that once created...
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
"Whoa." --Kebanu Roves It is weird that you can't do things normally in New York sometimes. Like, I'm so sorry that I ate an early dinner before going to see Avatar on Friday night the way that a HUMAN BEING...
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Ha! That was funny. And Elisabeth Moss (Swoon)
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I know, what a dish! Love this.
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For some reason I really want to watch Police Women of Broward County now. Strange.
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Oh, cause addiction is funny. No I'm kidding, this is funny
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Favorite Intervention lines ever:
"These guys, they just love you like crazy."
"They're gonna say some things, and then you'll say some things, and then we're done."
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based on the true life story of @APMike
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where is carrie brownstein?
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I kept hoping she was gonna show up.
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God dammit he's so ugly.
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BOOOOO! Fred is on the list of The ViGum Ladies' boyfriends. (In front of the guy who paid with pennies in the impound lot, but behind Bobby Bottleservice.)
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Settle down, Fred, you'll stay on the list. (And enough with the third-person speak.) Just know that you are now officially tied with Joe Piscopo for most heinous looking SNL cast member of all time. Ugly's only funny to a point.
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I watched 5 episodes of Intervention and 2 of Obsessed on Monday. I'm not even joking. A Funny or Die video parody is my actual life. FML?
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Ahaha!
I love when he's watching it in the bed under the covers.
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i too have watched Intervention on the toilet,
also, WHAT IS THIS? MENTAL RETARDATION DAY?
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Can I marry him now?
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Thanks for showing this video. It has really inspired me to get help for my wife swap addiction.
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wife swap is no joke.
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what is the song that plays at the end?
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After that, I'm totally jonesing to watch an episode.
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"he doesn't show up at our magic the gathering tournaments"
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Oooohhhh! I remember Prison Prison Break. The best. Very good.
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