In the coming war between humans and My Little Ponys, little girls will be the true victims. "They will be sparkly, they will have wings, they will smell of glitter and cotton candy, but make no mistake, this will be war.":
How not-ridiculous are your stupid Transformers movies now, boys? (Thanks for the tip, Emma!)
Posted by Lindsay at 9:30 AM in Animals On Film, Parodies
Tags: Michael Bay | My Little Pony | Transformers | Transformers 2
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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So many crappy movie trailers and horrible vlogs on Videogum destroy my faith in humanity, but the fact that this exists just warms my heart.
Score = 11
CHERRIES JUBILEE!!!!!
Score = 5
I'm sold - GREENLIGHT THIS SHIT BRUCKHEIMER!
Score = 12
This needs to be made. This needs to be made NOW.
Score = 8
THAT'S MORE HORSEPOWER THAN A HORSE!
Score = 11
I heard McG and Michael Bay are currently involved in a bidding war for the rights to this movie.
Score = 3
I watched this with a straight face. I did. I held in my laughter for as long as I could.
I could not hold it in when the little kid cocks the shotgun. Giddyup.
Score = 6
OOOOOOOHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDD where do I sign.
Score = 4
BLOL=Belly LOL ... all the way through; the high point for me was "Which sside are you on?!!!"
Score = 6
what exactly does glitter smell like?
Score = 1
Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody, Bright Eyes, Patch and Clover.... My Little Pony Tales (of death)!
Score = 0
They could have gone with Reign, Rain, or Rein of Buttercup Sprinkles. It would all have worked.
So...yay, homophone lovers.
Score = 4