In the coming war between humans and My Little Ponys, little girls will be the true victims. "They will be sparkly, they will have wings, they will smell of glitter and cotton candy, but make no mistake, this will be war.":
How not-ridiculous are your stupid Transformers movies now, boys? (Thanks for the tip, Emma!)
Posted by Lindsay at 9:30 AM in Animals On Film, Parodies
Tags: Michael Bay | My Little Pony | Transformers | Transformers 2
Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked around blearily, barely able to focus...
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You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies. I am man enough to admit that. We all would love to live in a world of love and friendship and gentle laughter. Why not? You think I want it...
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In the future, when the ultra-light telepathic super-mecha, derived from the core technology of the Cybertronics "Real Boys" line of love children, are sifting through the ice wastes for any remnants of the long extinct human race that once created...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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"Whoa." --Kebanu Roves It is weird that you can't do things normally in New York sometimes. Like, I'm so sorry that I ate an early dinner before going to see Avatar on Friday night the way that a HUMAN BEING...
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So many crappy movie trailers and horrible vlogs on Videogum destroy my faith in humanity, but the fact that this exists just warms my heart.
Score = 11
CHERRIES JUBILEE!!!!!
Score = 5
I'm sold - GREENLIGHT THIS SHIT BRUCKHEIMER!
Score = 12
This needs to be made. This needs to be made NOW.
Score = 8
THAT'S MORE HORSEPOWER THAN A HORSE!
Score = 11
I heard McG and Michael Bay are currently involved in a bidding war for the rights to this movie.
Score = 3
I watched this with a straight face. I did. I held in my laughter for as long as I could.
I could not hold it in when the little kid cocks the shotgun. Giddyup.
Score = 6
OOOOOOOHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDD where do I sign.
Score = 4
BLOL=Belly LOL ... all the way through; the high point for me was "Which sside are you on?!!!"
Score = 6
what exactly does glitter smell like?
Score = 1
Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody, Bright Eyes, Patch and Clover.... My Little Pony Tales (of death)!
Score = 0
They could have gone with Reign, Rain, or Rein of Buttercup Sprinkles. It would all have worked.
So...yay, homophone lovers.
Score = 4