The classic opening scene of American Psycho, starring a toddler as Patrick Bateman. "I use a no-tears shampoo, followed by a toothpaste with little or no flouride..."
The original scene is here, which makes me want to watch the whole movie.
Posted by Lindsay at 10:00 AM in Parodies
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Or read the read the book, right? Yeah, not sure why you were cut off there. Sorry Linds.
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