Bobby Bottleservice is bobby BACKleservice!
I never knew that your boyfriend(z) were so good at solving crime(z). (Via BuzzFeed.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:46 PM in Operation Watch This
Tags: Bobby Bottleservice | Christian Audigier | Ed Hardy | Jon Daly | LOLk | Nick Kroll
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UGH! What with the California thing, and the less amount of posts, and now AN ED HARDY POST I am a very cranky monster right now. I don't know if I'm making sense. Someone please remove this yogurt cup!
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To be fair to Gabe I've still lots of loved every post and they aren't that infrequent. Don't be cranky (as crying while wanking=crank). I mean I know he posted a video of your boyfriends. Let's eat some pussycake. Fo' sho'?
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*stuffs face* Pussycake is always the answer.
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They wear Ed Hardy shirts on the outside because Ed Hardy shirts is how they feel on the inside.
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My boyfriend is making me sooo abortionhorny right now.
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i wonder if my girlfriend will mind that i have now named my penis, "michael jackson's corpse".
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Um, would you rather she be okay with it?
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I feel awful knowing that my mum and my sister both wear this stuff, and the worst part is my mum doesn't need to seem like a faux-tattooed "rockstar" douchebag because she has REAL tattoos, and they're pretty "rockstar" ALREADY, as well as being avoidant of any douchebaggery. UGH! My life, videogum, my life.
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Just to make this clear, I'm upvoting your comment, not your family's terrible life choices.
(Although your comment makes me weirdly want to buy your mom a six pack of cold ones? Can I get drunk with your mom?)
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Man, if it were that easy I'd buy the six pack and the plane ticket here for you.
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You trying to hook up your mom? I'm headed to the UK in a few months.
LULZ just kidding
I want your sister
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She's like, thirteen, fourteen, maybe twelve? I don't know, far too young for someone on videogum judging by the Roman Polanksi arguments. (BEFORE I GO I NEED TO SAY THAT OBVIOUSLY CONTEXT IS DIFFERENT AND I AGREE WITH THE RAPE-RAPE THING AND THERE'S NO NEED TO DOWNVOTE ME, I AM SELF-AWARE)
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Whu happen?
Teh video gone
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So, once again I show up so late to class that the lights are off and everyone has already gone home.
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd14a180a2/ed-hardy-boyz
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I can never meet Nick Kroll. Because it'll probably result in his filing a restraining order against me... and who wants to be THAT GIRL?
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