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October 19, 2009

Kanye West Is Just A Broken Down Piece Of Meat

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We Were Once a Fairytale, the strange short film that Kanye West made with Spike Jonze, is finally here! For the most part, it depicts a typical night in the life of Kanye West: a boorish, blurry, endless evening in an anonymous night club. "This is my song! I made all the notes!" It's basically his The Wrestler. His entire life has led up to this one perfect role.

Supposedly, the shoot began as a music video shoot, but then I guess they got too much great footage of Kanye seeming really drunk and belligerent so they decided to turn it into a short film. Cue puppet magic! (That would also explain why the audio is kind of terrible on this thing.) Anyway, it's after the jump and it is mildly NSFW:

Art!

(Thanks for the tip, Ana.)

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Featuring Kanye West as Tracy Jordan.

Posted by: talkingstove profile link at 10/19/09 9:41 AM  | Reply
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this isn't the wrestler- it's "radio II"

Posted by: pauly profile link at 10/19/09 9:52 AM  | Reply
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SNL REALLY has to move away from gimmicks, human product placements etc...and just do what it used to...

Posted by: Larry the Lobster at 10/19/09 9:57 AM  | Reply
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You're on the wrong post, turd...

The Wrong Post.

Posted by: DS3M profile link  in reply to  Larry the Lobster's comment at 10/19/09 10:28 AM  | Reply
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yeah, larry is such a contemptible shithead for accidentally posting on the wrong item. what a loser!

Posted by: Jeb profile link  in reply to  Larry the Lobster's comment at 10/19/09 12:22 PM  | Reply
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I'll fuck you up jeb, keep talkin retarded at me. You'll be all, "MyfaceJustGotFuckedUpbyDS3MGum"

Posted by: DS3M profile link  in reply to  Jeb's comment at 10/19/09 12:31 PM  | Reply
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I kind of thought this was documentary footage at first, until he pulled the little creature out of his belly. Then I knew it was.

Posted by: MsQuinn profile link at 10/19/09 10:03 AM  | Reply
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I love Kayne as much as he loves fish sticks.

Posted by: Leibniz profile link at 10/19/09 10:05 AM  | Reply
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Fuck your couch!!

Posted by: GeneralDisarray profile link at 10/19/09 10:07 AM  | Reply
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Get it guys, the wild things were inside us all along!

Posted by: ericbobs profile link at 10/19/09 10:22 AM  | Reply
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Spike Jonez + Kanye West = So Meta!!!

Posted by: RichGuy profile link at 10/19/09 10:24 AM  | Reply
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I realized about two minutes in that I actually stopped breathing while watching the beginning because it was that uncomfortable. There should really be some sort of warning--one creature already had to die for the making of this thing.

Posted by: Whyareyouyelling profile link at 10/19/09 10:40 AM  | Reply
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"Uh oh! This video no longer exists."

Posted by: petepetepete profile link at 10/19/09 10:41 AM  | Reply
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Uh-oh! This video still exists somewhere.

Posted by: goddamn. profile link  in reply to  petepetepete's comment at 10/19/09 11:07 AM  | Reply
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Everything moves fast fast fast these days...In my mind this was the year music caught up with the breakthrow movies Jonze did with Kaufman of a few year back...In other words Merriweather and Bitte Orca are the edge now even without the help of the best visual artists money can buy...

Posted by: Pitchfork at 10/19/09 11:16 AM  | Reply
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Leave it to Kanye to force his honor suicide onto his inner puppet. Be an man and own up to it!!

Posted by: Captain Boring of the S.S. Shut Up profile link at 10/19/09 11:32 AM  | Reply
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Harakiri Murakami. 豊かな生活

Posted by: cyberghandi at 10/19/09 12:00 PM  | Reply
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Is Spike Jonze helping Kanye more or less represent Taylor Swift in effigy?

Posted by: incredimarc profile link at 10/19/09 12:13 PM  | Reply
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Kanye Darko

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 10/19/09 12:23 PM  | Reply
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The Moonlight Sonata was the sole moving element here. And the puppet used at the end. That was a sad lookin cute puppet. I was sad he committed hari kiri

Posted by: DS3M profile link at 10/19/09 12:33 PM  | Reply
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I was reading Roger Ebert's review of Where the Wild Things Are the other day and he wondered how the Wild Things procreate.


I think Spike Jonze just gave us the answer.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 10/19/09 12:39 PM  | Reply
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The moral of this story: "Legalize assisted seppuku for all inner wombats."

Posted by: sen_tankerbell profile link at 10/19/09 12:51 PM  | Reply
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Hahahaha did Kanye just fuck a bunch of pillows thinking it was a woman?

Posted by: Mantasim M. Jones profile link at 10/19/09 4:35 PM  | Reply
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Hey, it happens to the best of us.

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416 profile link  in reply to  Mantasim M. Jones's comment at 10/19/09 7:42 PM  | Reply
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is it supposed to be all pixelized and out of sync? or is it just my computer?

Posted by: dru at 10/19/09 5:48 PM  | Reply
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Yo Kanye, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish continuing to make an ass out of your self, but Ol' Dirty Bastard was the best mentally disturbed rapper of ALL TIME! ALL TIME!

Just sayinn'.

Posted by: GodspeedLaika profile link at 10/19/09 8:25 PM  | Reply
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I hope that was his ego.

Posted by: Tyler Travis at 10/19/09 10:56 PM  | Reply
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Ok, so let me get this straight...Kanye West is an alcoholic sofa fetishist who gave himself a C-Section with a prop from the Prince Of Persia movie set and then birthed a cat-shaped hairball which he then cut the imbilical cord to and forced to commit suicide with a plastic sword from a Jack Sparrow action figure...Did Richard Heene make them do this for the show??

Posted by: Emmylou profile link at 10/21/09 3:17 AM  | Reply
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