Two Words: Juggalo Furries
Worlds been had colliding! The YouTube description pretty much says it all:
Oh fuck, god forbid I take something from 2 fandoms and expose it further on the interent to get chewed out by the mildly educated middle man. Hehe, not that I give a flying a fuck.ANYWHO, yeah, of the million excess juggalos, and eight hundred thousand furries, (these are old figures BTW) there are those that have an intrest in both. And I can't count them on 2 hands. There is a FA user group, and last time I checked, we top'd it out at over 200 jugfurs. Thats of the 14K that use the site.
JUGFURS! The YouTube description pretty much keeps saying it all more, after the jump:
Juggalos are first and foremost what I call myself beyond anything. Cause juggalos know how to get it right, particularly firing up J's chillaxing it out in the living room bumping our shitty music. Like a wise a once knew said, we just like to paint our faces up listen to middle aged men rap and douse ourselves in soda. Twiztid and ABK are my mike heros. I love being juggalo.As for furries I cant say much of. Cause there are many kinks in it. Quite. But I could really give 2 shits on others opinions. Since I found about it last january, its just one more thing to take pride in. I was excited to meet a juggalo or 2 on youtube also into the furry shit. Now, those first discoveries where blown out of proportion with this vid.
He love being juggalo. God forbid he take something from 2 fandoms and expose it further on the interent to get chewed out by the mildly educated middle man, indeed. (Thanks for the tip, Tyson.)
Posted by Gabe at 11:45 AM in Oh, Yuck!
Tags: Furries | Insane Clown Posse | Juggalos | Worlds Been Had Colliding
As for gumsters I cant say much of it. Cause there are many kinks in it. Quite.
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I love this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igccc3h--Fc
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The mildly educated Middle man, from middle America? And he like Jeff Dunham?
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Like a wise a once knew said, we just like to paint our faces up listen to middle aged men rap and douse ourselves in soda.
It can't get much more win than this.
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Ten bucks and my undying love to who(m)ever makes this their avatar:
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I doubt I'm the only one and I hated to blindly follow instructions, but this was too good an opportunity to pass up.
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HA HA! You're the coolest, amigo. I just put $10 in the mail. For the address, I just wrote "Sugar Bear, c/o Videogum." Keep an eye out!
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Well, shit. Godsauce called me sugar bear yesterday. I guess that means I like to have sexual intercourse with animals and I am an animal with whom people like to have sexual intercourse.
Outside of the scope of juggalo furries, that statement holds up surprisingly well.....
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I can't think of a better time than listening to some ICP while banging my Lady-Fox as Donkey-Man.
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Jugfurs sounds like a clothing store for terminally obese people.
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I shouldn't be, but am, amused by the phrase "terminally obese".
Sorry guy, you fat to death.
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"You fat to death!" Lots of Love, grape job!
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JUGFURS REPRESENT!
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Jugfurs?
I really would have thought fuggalos.
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Just for what it's worth, I am a maggalo furry, and I do prefer to be called "faggalo."
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Jugfur sounds like a vd. As in: "My doctor just gave me some jugfur ointment. I really need to stop meeting sexual partners on youtube."
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I've always wanted to know how to properly steal from a 1987 ATM. Thank you, Ass Clown Studios.
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Terminator 2 also has a great tutorial.
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"These are old figures BTW"
Well of course.
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Sounds like a bad joke:
"Hey man there's a jugfur on your face."
"What's a jugfur?"
"Fur carrying liquids and fur playing in a jug band, stupid."
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I hate that I can't tell if this video poster is brilliantly frying JugFurs, or just naively frying them. The sarcasm quotient in the world has been reached. There are no longer any hints with which to differentiate. Thanks internet. I'll just have to pretend that I know something was a joke until 2012.
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♪ I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I huff paint thinner. I drink my Faygo in the sun♫
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I know how one becomes a Juggalo (being subjected to chain-smoking while in the womb) but how does one become a Furry?
Too many Disney movies at an impressionable age?
An encounter with an overly eager goat at a petting zoo?
Pet dog as babysitter?
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and who says america doesn't have a distinct culture.
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Finally a reason to leave the Church of Scientology.
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I don't know what one of these things has to do with the other. Affinity for anthropomorphized animals and... scary clown rappers?
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ANYWHO, yeah, of the million excess juggalos, and eight hundred thousand furries, (these are old figures BTW)
Update your numbers, New York Times, or else I can't take you seriously.
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words cannot express my feeling for this.
so, a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvCUmeoHpw&feature=player_embedded
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It's time to start keeping the art supplies BEHIND the counter, like cold and sinus medicine.
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They just made the cover of Real Detroit, plus played "Hollowicked" on 10/31 at the Fillmore here. And now.......on my beloved Videogum. GO AWAY, ICP...go away.
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Why are they called "Insane Clown Posse"? Doesn't "posse" usually denote more than two people? More like the Insane Clown Duo.I bet they went around to all of their friends and had the following exchange: Violent J: "Hey wanna join the Insane Clown Posse?" Friend: "Sounds weird. What is it?" Violent J "Well basically, we dress like clowns..." Shaggy 2 Dope: "But insane ones!" Violent J: "Right, insane ones, and we'll drink Faygo and make up words like 'neden' for 'vagina'!" Friend: "That's pretty much what I thought. That sounds awful. Go away."
Violent J: "Alright, your loss..." Shaggy 2 Dope: "Yeah, neden hole!"
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Well, thanks. I hope you didn't know about this before this past weekend. Or we all just needlessly wasted yet another halloween.
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Ah man, An Error Has Occured With My Video?! I'm pretty sure the error is the universe imploding into a black hole from the collision of these two things. Powerman 5000 was right.
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I really wish one of the "kinks" in being a Jugfur was spontaneous genocide.
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This whole thing is EXPONENTIALLY more disturbing (disturbing to the disturbingth power) when you remember the "Necrobestiality 4 Sale" sign from the 10th annual Gathering of the Juggaloes.
http://videogum.com/archives/where-were-they-then/the-10th-annual-gathering-of-the-juggalos-remembered_083781.html
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We should all be so lucky as to find something that makes us happy in the most disgusting way possible. But seriously to this guy, good for you. I think
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Yay.
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worlds be had colliding again
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Where is the youtube tribute for that rare breed (pretty much the unicorns of the Juggalo Family) the Jugfurs who are ALSO into necrobestiality??? They are "people" (ok fine garbage monsters) too!
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Is it weird that I vomited and cried during the video? I didn't know what else to do...
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