I'm pretty sure if they ever wanted to make A Nightmare on Elm Street Jr. (someone, or something, is killing all the toddlers in their sleep!), they could just hire these guys. Terrifying. Also, it's weird that Hollywood is making A Nightmare on Elm Street Jr. Who wants that? No one wants that, Hollywood, you idiot. (Via BoingBoing.)
Posted by Gabe at 11:30 AM in Oh, Yuck!
Tags: Horror Survival | Japan | Sesame Street
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Less like Nightmare on Elm Street, more like Saturday Night Live. The Japanese seem to have mastered the art of turning an unfunny concept into almost 4 minutes of an unfunny concept. I can't wait for the Banana Street Movie.
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WELL I WILL give them ONE goddamned THING: THEY managed to CATCH the awkward sexual TENSION BETWEEN the two PRESENT in the original ADAPTATION. Michael Bay's VERSION HOWEVER, is going to be FUCKIN awesome.
Score = 11
why does bert have scary gnashy teeth?? who said that was a good thing? every kid knows that zig zagg teeth = evil.
Score = 13
Sure, I'll have some more nightmares. Could I also have a side of sleep crimes?
Also, now I know how to write "oh shit" in Japanese. So thanks for that.
Score = 4
I can't understand what they're saying...?
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I noticed that too and it terrified me! He's like the clown in "It."
Score = 2
That was supposed to be in response to the Scary Bert Teeth comment.
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The downvotes? Really? Bert has a history of terror, is all I'm saying.
Score = 5
Whyyyyyy?? I have my old Ernie doll from when I was a kid and he is extremely terrified/not amused right now.
Score = 1
Their culture is so weird! I love it!
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Jim Henson must be rolling in his Guurebo!
Score = 1
Actually, rolling in his 'guurebbu. That sounds better. More nihongish.
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