A Guide To Kissing For Super Creeps
Is there any room in your cab to jail? It's not a big deal, we're all going to the same place (jail), I just figured it would be easier if we shared cabs.
Posted by Gabe at 1:15 PM in Oh, Yuck!
Tags: Kissing
October 9, 2009
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"See this boy taking a quick break to swallow? Then, back to the kissing." Uh....
Score = 6
Looks like Jennifer Garner in there.
Score = 3
I thought my girlfriend was giving me the Trobriand Islands kiss, until I found out she was trying to eat my eyes. I later discovered I was dating the monster from Jeepers Creepers.
Score = 30
you've dated jennifer lopez too?!
Score = 1
That's not how bad boys position their feet! Here, let me move them into a more dangerous arrangement you pussy.
Score = 41
I have a thousand problems with this video, and a single comment will not contain them.
BTW, the "Music Kiss" is retarded. This was all a joke, right? Where are Tim and Eric hiding?
Score = 15
UM THE VIDEO IS A GUIDE TO SMOOCHING NOT KISSING GET IT RIGHT
Sorry, just felt like this vid warranted a youtube commenter-style response. Glad I could serve that function.
Score = 13
Yes, the phone kiss, for when you want your significant other to remember you by the incessant ringing in their ear for the rest of the day.
Score = 4
Well, I'm glad they included pie charts, otherwise I might have had to start doubting the legitimacy of this video!
Score = 17
makes me want to fall in love again.
Score = 12
Everything IS terrible now.
Score = 9
Why. The. Face.
Score = 13
No butterfly kisses? No angel kisses? This guide is not thorough enough. You haven't been kissed until you've been reverse-double-cry kissed.
Score = 9
That video made me feel bad in my private area.
Score = 10
Also, for those of you in Chicago, Everything Is Terrible: The Movie will be playing at the Music Box this weekend.
Score = 2
business hugs.
Score = 5
music kiss to death metal = blood bath.
Score = 14
This has been very helpful. Now I know that if I want to kiss someone I need to linger over them and spray binaca in my mouth while staring at them. Then she'd want to rhythmically rub her lips on mine. I wish I knew how to lean, though. Maybe once I chew on her tongue and lick her eyeballs she'll teach me how to lean.
Score = 13
The girl awkwardly kissing her non compliant robotic boyfriend all over in public made me Lots of Love.
Score = 15
The noncompliance of her robotic boyfriend reminded me of my younger brother's friends I used to forcibly kiss back when we were all single-digit ages. It felt a little gross then, too, but no one was making videos of it. God way to go the future.
Score = 6
Your last sentence...?
Score = 0
Is this a hint Gabe? Do you want me to kiss better?
;)
Score = 8
Kissing over the telephone? Kids these days! Pornography! In my day, we kissed over the telegraph machine. We were saucy young whippersnappers. Then our whole race died out. I'm the last one.
Score = 19
No way, we're all into sexting now.
Score = 5
This was basically the topic of my 5th grade science fair project on "the most effective way to kiss a girl". I lost due to some stupid rule about 'lack of research' and 'basing all my findings on theory'.
Score = 11
Very funny, Zayin.
Score = 1
oh hey guys let's all get together and practice kissing! guys? are you still here?...
Score = 4
I don't get it guys. What's so funny?
Guys?
Score = 4
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Score = -3
Oh my god, what the hell was Teasing Kiss?! Doing that in public can get you arressted!
Score = 1
Suck the air out of her mouth and lungs...does that not sound like murder instructions?
Score = 13
I would give anything to see a couple do the First Kiss in public. It looks exactly like the kissing in Team America
Score = 2
the music kiss is really upsetting to watch
Score = 3
As is your avatar.
Score = 1
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Score = 1