Gabe Has A Crisis Of Self When He Laughs At A Clip From What Happens In Vegas
Shit. SHIT YOU GUYS. I was just watching television, and an extended clip for What Happens in Vegas came on, and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. What the fuck? Granted, this movie has a really great supporting line up, with Rob Corddry, Zach Galifianakis, and Jason Sudeikis. And Lake Bell is apparently kind of funny, too, which is weird. But the clip I saw on TV didn't even have any of those guys in it. It was just Kutcher and Diaz. Everything I thought I knew was wrong. I'm the worst. There is no spoon.
OK, I just watched the abhorrent trailer again. This movie was filmed at 24-nightmares-per-second. There's a part when Dennis Miller as a judge says "I sentence you to six months hard marriage." Dennis Miller is the best. I hope he doesn't get hit by a boat. I've got my head right. Sorry to freak everyone out.
UPDATE: People are asking what part I actually laughed at. It was a scene in which Diaz is leaving for work and Kutcher is eating cereal in his pajamas, and they are tit-for-tatting each other, and he casually says "I hope you get hit by a bus." And I laughed. Know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Posted by Gabe at 4:59 PM in Oh, Yuck!
Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Cameron Diaz | Dennis Miller | Jason Sudeikis | Lake Bell | Rob Corddry | Suicidal Ideation | What Happens In Vegas | Zach Galifianakis
Ha! You just punk'd me, Ashton.. I watched the youtube relaxation bit expecting to see her boobies at the end...
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It's okay Gabe, I laughed too, but I'm 100% sure it was based on previous laughter had by 30 Rock's "I hope your car blows up!"
Not our fault for loving actual entertainment.
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fuck gawker (and all the rest)! you guys are already way funnier and relevant and i'm already totally addicted! i just can't quit you.
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HA! aahahhahhaha! HAHAHAAAHA!!!
Just kidding that was lame.
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