Worlds been had colliding! The YouTube description pretty much says it all:
Oh fuck, god forbid I take something from 2 fandoms and expose it further on the interent to get chewed out by the mildly educated middle man. Hehe, not that I give a flying a fuck.
ANYWHO, yeah, of the million excess juggalos, and eight hundred thousand furries, (these are old figures BTW) there are those that have an intrest in both. And I can't count them on 2 hands. There is a FA user group, and last time I checked, we top'd it out at over 200 jugfurs. Thats of the 14K that use the site.
JUGFURS! The YouTube description pretty much keeps saying it all more, after the jump:
Is there any room in your cab to jail? It's not a big deal, we're all going to the same place (jail), I just figured it would be easier if we shared cabs.
At this point, it's only weird if there ISN'T a porno based on your favorite TV show. 30 Rock? Yes. Seinfeld? Yes. Cosby Show? Yes. The world is still waiting on a Breaking Bad porno, and a The Wire porno, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before those gripping dramas are turned into another thing that is gripping and/or being gripped. (I am so sorry.) Now there is going to be a Dexter porno, called Dexxter*, which is a truly horrific idea. From the very NSFW website PVN (via the Very Work Friendly DailyWhat):
Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami's sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off on this hot feature!
Um, someone probably needs to tell the porno industry that there actually is such a thing as a sex crime investigator, and that it's not super sexy at all. It's horrible and terrifying and very very sad. But I'm sure that the makers of Dexxxter have found a very steamy way to work murder into their porno. Do you think Dexxxter Whoregan (WHOREGAN!) collects cum from all her victims on slides that she keeps in her DICK CONDITIONER? (I remain eternally so sorry!)
I do love with these things how they always insist that fans of the show who don't even like porn will still love this. You know, because of the attention to detail. Ha. I'm sure that's so true!
*I hope there are still a couple of Nobel Clever Names Prizes left!
I'm pretty sure if they ever wanted to make A Nightmare on Elm Street Jr. (someone, or something, is killing all the toddlers in their sleep!), they could just hire these guys. Terrifying. Also, it's weird that Hollywood is making A Nightmare on Elm Street Jr. Who wants that? No one wants that, Hollywood, you idiot. (Via BoingBoing.)
The only thing worse than this song is the lip-synching. Yikes. The video director was like "do you want to try taking that one more time," but the dude was like "no, I'm sure I nailed it." But the thing that really strikes me in this video is the little brother's character. No one has ever been like that in the history of the world. He's like the toughest Oompa Loompa, and I don't mean because he's short, I mean that because he has orange skin and silver hair and he prances around in a mythical wonderland making monster faces. He is make believe. "This song is for anyone who has ever had to rescue a loved one from being a weird side character in a failed Sci-Fi pilot about space greasers." Huh?
Great child Prince impersonator near the end, though. One of the best child Prince impersonators I have ever seen. (Thanks for the tip, Chris.)
I'm a few days late on this, obviously, but that long weekend wasn't going to enjoy itself. Anyway, this is the new German PSA about AIDS that people keep sending in to tips@videogum.com. It is basically the 9/11 PSA of German PSAs about AIDS, and it is also NSFW.
Yikes. What a terrible ad! Although it would be funny (not funny) if everyone stopped overusing the term Nazi when they thought someone was being overbearing or malicious and started using "pandemic incurable retrovirus." You know, like, "Jesus, my algebra teacher is such a pandemic incurable retrovirus about showing your work on the daily five-point pop quizzes she makes us do every day before class." Or, you know, like, "the DMV is staffed by a bunch of sadistic, half-literate pandemic incurable retroviruses." You get it. Not to mention the classic Seinfeld character, the Soup Pandemic Incurable Retrovirus. Wouldn't that be hilarious? Ugh. This lady knows what all that which I is talk about. (Get it? She is not a professor of smarts.)
A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have to beat around the bush (get it? You get it). From the website (emphases mine):
The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.
The Vamp is a web only exclusive offering through TantusInc.com for $39.99. We are currently taking pre-orders for this one of a kind toy. We will be shipping them first come first serve starting 9/1/09. Don't let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.
"Don't let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn" is up for the grand prize at the Seamless Awards. They make it look so easy! Ugh. And this, of course, is the best (worst) part:
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