NSFW: Marge Simpson In Playboy Magazine • Here are some scans of Marge Simpson "naked" in Playboy magazine, you weirdo perverts. Seriously, this is such a weird thing that exists. 2009, everybody.
Posted at 1:30 PM in NSFW
Tags: Marge Simpson | Nudity | Playboy | Sex | The Simpsons
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THIS IS NOT OK
Score = 10
Yeah, I know. Those boobs are totally photoshopped. FAKE!
But seriously, ew.
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Rule 34, people. Rule 34...
Score = 6
You mean there is porn based on Marge Simsons appearance in Playboy?
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Ahh! Don't say that!
Now there's porn based on Videogum users being unsure about whether there's porn of Marge Simpson being in Playboy!
Shit just got META!
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MY EYES.
Score = 3
There's no way to describe this event. As a huge cultural icon, Playboy's kinda jumped the shark. But it's a huge terrible cultural icon which has spawned a brand devoted to female nudity, which wasn't good before it encountered the shark. So it's more like it's lazily passing the shark with every issue, but this time it stopped to say hi to the shark.
Hi.
Score = 14
I hope Matt Groening chokes on his lobster-stuffed-with-tacos tonight.
Score = 6
I have one question that is still unanswered and that is does Marge have blue pubic hair?
Score = 6
http://i.imagehost.org/view/0586/THIS
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Score = 22
You got me on that one. Pretty funny.
Score = 7
wow. I can think of 4 more places on the internet where that link would come in handy.
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Grossman
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Get out, Bart, I'm piss!
Score = -3
It's like walking in on your parents having sex. Ugh!
Score = 5
She's totally had work done.
Score = 5
I could have done without the see through nightie.
Score = 15
I could have done without this actual comment below the photos on that page (is there a "nsfw" acronym for "you can't un-read what you are about to read"?): "ok, she's yellow. why does she havenormal colored nipples? and marge nipples are awkward"
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You know, I always thought it was kind of weird and arbitrary the way that female nipples, in and of themselves, definted "nudity." You can show the whole entire breast with the exception of two tiny circular regions, and the subject is still considered "decent"? How does that make sense?
That is to say, I always thought it was kind of weird and arbitrary. Then I saw Marge Simpson's aureoles through her top.
INDECENT.
Score = 25
I'm not sure why I'm pointing this out but...this is especially disappointing (aside from the obvious reasons) because this means that The Simpsons is stooping to Family Guy level. That show has creepily sexualized Lois from the beginning, showing her in her skivvies and sexualizing her in a way cartoons shouldn't be sexualized, and now The Simpsons can't be like, "Well, at least we don't do THAT." YOU DO DO THAT. And it can't be undone.
Score = 9
"YOU DO DO THAT"
Ha Ha Do Do!!
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Exactly, Seth.
Score = 12
Does anyone know if the Stephen King and Tracy Morgan spreads are more tasteful?
Score = 5
My question is, is there someone getting off on this somewhere? Because I think someone is getting off on this somewhere, and I find that highly unsettling.
Score = 10
I would suggest avoiding much of the rest of the internet. The people that would enjoy this spread have been [i]enjoying[/i] much more of Mrs. Simpson for years now.
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In Japan, probably.
Score = 2
I can sum up my nausea about this in one word: NIPPLES.
Score = 1
So is it safe to assume that none of you guys are fans of hentai then?
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That makes my eyes want to retreat into my skull.
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No! That is not okay! Marge Simpson does not have breasts and she is not showing them in Playboy!
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Those are far and away the most realistic nipples Playboy has shown in quite some time.
Score = 5
"Where's the Lisa spread?"
-Roman Polanski
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LOL/Yikes!
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They showed Bart's junk in the Simpson's movie, but that was clever and funny and a comment on censorship and all that. This is just creepy and lecherous and ewww.
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Yay! Print media has finally caught up to 1991's alt.binaries.erotica.cartoons.simpsons.tasteful.moderated usenet group
Ain't no stopping us now, print media
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