NSFW: 30 Rock Porno? 30 Rock Porno
High five, 30 Rock! You've got your own porno already? It took the Cosby Show 20 years to get a parodic adult feature. From the New Sensations website:
New Sensations, the studio that brought you THE OFFICE - A XXX PARODY, SCRUBS - A XXX PARODY, and SEINFELD - A XXX PARODY, presents 30 ROCK - A XXX PARODY, a side-splitting and pussy-pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot-on performances by Ashlynn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon, and Erik Everhard, 30 ROCK - A XXX PARODY is a must-have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum!
Hahahahahhaha. For people who like to laugh OR cum. EITHER ONE. You don't have to like both. This is definitely a very funny comedy movie as well, that people who love to laugh but hate to cum will enjoy. Perfect. (Also: Scrubs porno? DOCTOR, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME, I JUST BARFED MYSELF TO DEATH!)
Trailer after the jump.
In addition to having no idea why this isn't called 30 Cock (from the makers of The Orifice [I AM SORRY]), I have no idea why it is also an MTV Cribs parody? I guess porno lovers get tired of just seeing one thing parodied. Too simplistic.
"My parodic pornography must contain multitudes."
--Walt Whitdong
Oh, also, by the way, the fact that this is exists is really really weird. We live in a world that is strange and often upsetting. Just in case that wasn't completely obvious.
Posted by Gabe at 2:45 PM in NSFW
Tags: 30 Rock | Porno
I want to go to there.
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You want to go IN there.
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You must know about the Seinfeld parody porn, then?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/seinfeld-porn-parody-trailer
It's worse than we thought.
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"So Brian, have you figured out who's got your ANV Award vote for Best TV Parody?"
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Just re-read the quote. I guess the whole world knows about it.
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Blurg.
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I'm just terrified by the Scott Adsit porn doppelganger, you know?
Mr. Show + Moral Orel + 30 Rock = you get the honor of a porn actor dressing up as you and having sex on camera, in-costume
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lisa ann does a sarah palin porno and NOW a tina fey porno!? whoa, bra!
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Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that
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+1 just because I enjoy watching Bob Fossil dance
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Haha. That website had some photos I never wanted to see.
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So glad you make the 30 Cock joke first Gabe. If I had to come in here and hit that softball I'd be disappointed.
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They shoulda got Tracy Morgan to play the black guy.
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and the emmy goes to...
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2 thumbs up? shouldn't it be 2 cocks up?
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Funny enough, 30 Rock is currently casting for Liz/Jenna lookalikes to play "porn" versions of their characters.
http://pregnantcornbread.com/spoilers-season4#more-884
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i would audition for that only if i get a chance to stand next to THE liz lemon.
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gosh, between this and twilight dildos, it is really porngum.com up in here today!
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Ah, Herschel Savage. He is the grand champion of amount of wussiness of first name vs. amount of awesomeness of last name.
I recall when he was on "Just Shoot Me", when they were shooting a porno in Jack's office. There is no good reason why I should remember that.
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Does this mean a Family Guy porno is inevitable?
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Well, it would have better writing.
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I guess I'll be the first to point out that I can totally see Tracy Morgan saying the things his porno doppelganger said.
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I actually smirked in enjoyment when porn Tracy Jordan said his chain used to belong to Dracula. That movie truly does look sidesplitting and pussy pounding.
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30 Rock Hard
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Two Words :Side Splitting! Sidenote - When does production begin on the Gwenyth Roast Chicken XXX Parody ?
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Yikes! I wouldn't trade places with that chicken for all the money in the world! :O
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The porn actor version of Judah Friedlander basically pushes this to the very center of Awesome Town, USA.
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his sideburns were actually the hardest thing for me to process about this
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this is actually funnier than 30 rock
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no. no. noooo. I devoted my life to porn...and they did it in one day! one dayyyy!!!
seriously this was probably thought up and shot all in one day.
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The seinfeld one is legitimately hilarious; i watched it with a group of people. The plot is that Kramer starts making porn but Newman leaks it to the Porn Nazi. And there's a running gag that George walks around in a robe waiting for his scene with Susan but he never gets to fuck. So much win.
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Alright, now I have to watch it. That's the last thing I need from my internet, more porn.
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I've actually watched The Office XXX and Scrubs XXX, and the only thing funny about these movies are the random three-ways that appear out of nowhere. It's like "Dr. Dorian needed in ICU.. Just kidding! Here have sex with Joanna Angel and some other girl instead. Ok..."
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I loved that trailer so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
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Cumedy.
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I bet Tracey Morgan and Judah Friedlander think it's pretty awesome that they're getting pornogangers (porno + doppleganger = pornoganger - yay, I made a word!). If I had a pornoganger I'd put on the video while I'm doing it, just to be incredibly meta.
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This ironic comedy is going to lead me to a very un-ironic ejaculation.
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"Beep Beep Bop Bop I'm A Black Robot Mutherfucker" made me laugh. And yes, the way he said it was all capitalized and with a u. Also, what makes a porn dvd into a collectors edition? Serious question. More porn? A blooper reel? Or are there packed in extras like a dongslave t-shirt?
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When is this thing going to get the Criterion Treatment? I'm holding out for that edition.
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Tracy Morgan would approve.
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Black to the Future, lololollolololol.
That's gold, that's what that is. (I don't like to cum.)
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Maybe we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves, but we've got to imagine that this is going to get some serious consideration from the academy.
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Don't you mean you just Braffed yourself to death?
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The Tracy Morgan impersonator sounds like he's doing bad Christopher Walken more than good Tracy Morgan. How will they do "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia" though, since only two recurring characters (Dee and The Waitress) are female?
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They could get Artemis in there if they're desperate. Or it could just be totally gay.
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Why didn't they just call it XXX Rock? Why hasn't anyone made this suggestion already?? DOESN'T ANYONE VALUE ROMAN NUMERALS ANYMORE???
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uhm...i laughed...and really want to see this.....
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um...i dunno if this is a bad or good thing...but that trailer was funnier than half the tv shows on network right now...can't wait till fox picks it up?
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