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June 26, 2008

What Were You Expecting From Sarah Jessica Parker? Monster 2?

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Everyone is all sarcastic about Sarah Jessica Parker's rumored new role as a single Manhattanite in The Ivy Chronicles being a "radical departure" from Carrie on Sex And The City, but what were we expecting? It's not like the woman has a lot of range. Sure, she can dance, but other than that she basically plays herself. What else is she going to--OH MY GOD, NEVERMIND, THE DANCE OFF FROM GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN IS ON YOUTUBE:

"Let's do it.":

And so is the audition:

Isn't it time for GJWHF to get the remake or Broadway musical treatment? Sarah Jessica Parker should produce it and cameo as one of the nuns!

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hard liquor, soft holes

there is NO WAY they should have made it past the audition round with that P.O.S., am i right ladies? ugh, and helen hunt looked old even when she was leelee sobieseki's age/face. there is no way they would let her host the teen dance show.

Posted by: hard liquor, soft holes profile link at 06/26/08 1:53 PM | Reply
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shame

wait, adam goldberg?

Posted by: shame profile link at 06/26/08 3:07 PM | Reply
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"Do you really think I'm punk? Well, that's outrageous! I mean, it's not as cool as new wave, but it's a lot better than pre-teen!!!"


Gosh, I loved that movie.

Posted by: Clarissa at 06/26/08 4:33 PM | Reply
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They just had that movie in the Walmart $5 bin! Damn it, now I wish I would have bought it. Good memories, good memories.

Posted by: Genevieve at 06/27/08 1:25 PM | Reply
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