Sorry, Michael Phelps, but this is what the Olympics are like to me (via Boing Boing):
I'm only HALF kidding. This guy is the best though. "Hem, I can, hem, jump on eggs without breaking them, hem. To prove it I will, hem, now, hem, jump over the eggs. You see there, hem. I've done it. I've done something." What? That guy is your dad. He broke the world record in being your dad.
Posted by Gabe at 3:30 PM in Newsmagazines
Tags: Olympics | Sports
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is that what television was like before the internet? Archaic.
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Oh my gosh that was so cute. "That's it is it?" I gotta try that when I get home.
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I only wish my dad had been that cool...
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