This remains completely unbelievable. This is clearly your show. Starring all of your boyfriends. And all of your girlfriends. Living in your house. On your shore. For now. (Thanks for the tip, Edith.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:15 PM in New TV Shows, What America Wants
Tags: Assholes | Douchebags | Jersey Shore
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"I am a like a preying mantis. After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off". At this point I paused the video. In terror.
Score = 5
Up to that point one could understandably be a bit foggy about the appropriate boundary lines of certain mating rituals. But afterward....
Score = -15
The only "situation" is the one the hair product companies are probably dealing with because they just realized that their products clearly seep chemicals into people brains, causing severe mental retardation.
Score = 16
i hope the only thing they packed before they left were three bathing suits and condoms
Score = 2
"I'm The Kim Kardashian of Staten Island."
Score = 24
"This is the situation right here...my abs are so ripped up it's called The Situation."
The 2012 Zombie Apocalypse couldn't come at a better time.
Score = 8
That orange chick said "I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island!" and I am not sure what that means. I do know that Videogum commenters are the Puck from The Real World: San Francisco of the internet. I, of course, am the Santino Rice of the DC metro area.
Score = 20
It means that she's hoping her sex tape will get "leaked" and launch her to the cover of US Weekly.
Score = 5
Where's Andre?
Score = 3
"I'm a bartender. I do...great things."
Score = 26
I hear Ghandi was a bartender.
Score = 7
"i invented the cosmopolitan. also, patron is the best tequila." - ghandi
Score = 3
You can't just take "Guido" back like that.
Score = 12
"I'm a bartender. I do... ya know... Great Things"
I think she considers pouring YeggaaaBombbsss and getting Eiffel Towered "Great Things"
Score = 15
I'm kind of afraid to ask, but um, what's "getting Eiffel Towered?"
Score = 4
It's when a female is having "Relations" with two men at the same time and the men High-5 over her.
Score = 8
Next question- what are "relations?"
Score = 14
Fucking
Score = 4
Really, what CAN you say about someone who pretty much looks like Rambo with their shirt off?
Score = 16
Whatever. They just work their glamor muscles. They got no core strength.
Score = 20
It takes a lot of bravery to take a perjorative and reclaim it. These douchebags are now proud Guidos.
Score = 5
you know how on the Real World that if one person physically harms another person they get kicked out? and that it's in their contract for the show or something? this contract was not like that. this contract says, "MTV will hold no responsibility for anything that happens to you." & "law enforcement can and will arrest you if you break the law." & "you're likely going to die here. pre-2012."
Score = 14
Whoa. Did that girl just say "to the shore"?? It's "down the shore." If she was actually from Jersey she would know that. I call FAKE
Score = 9
Not everyone in this show is from Jersey. Some are from Staten Island. There's a difference.
Score = 6
Ah, that explains it.
Score = 0
much better.
Score = 26
Their Family Doctor is Dr. Mantis Toboggan.
Score = 8
Damn, you've really got some Tim Allen skills there!
Score = 10
Anyone remember this guy from the Jersey Shore Episode of True Life?
Is there a better episode of True Life? Methinks not.
Score = 13
"Where are my cheeseballs?!"
The only thing I'm concerned about regarding this new show is that it's only going to be the ripped dudes which is just not close to reality. Every group of friends down the shore has a severely overweight friend named Anthony and I didn't see him anywhere in this trailer.
Score = 8
OMG I LOVE your icon!
my fave is the guido guy who got calf implants on the true life about plastic surgery.
bro, check out these hot calves!
Score = 4
Is it just me or are that one guys abs like really narrow and overly lumpy? I smell implants.
I, for one, can't wait for this show.
Score = 15
Jersey ab guy should get together with this guy and talk implants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF55PvI3e8o
Score = 0
“Catastrophic failure” –Windows
Score = 9
Assholes. Douchebags. Jersey Shore. This is the best and most accurate combination of tags in v-gum history.
Score = 9
Finally, the small-screen adaptation we've all been waiting for.
Score = 12
"Read All About It" fan??? That show scared the crap out of me.
Score = 0
"A mystery's unfolding. So why not get involved?"
Score = 0
In March? On Videocassette!!???!!!
Score = 2
If I ever refer to my stomach as The Situation it will probably be because of explosive diarrhea or irritable bowel syndrome.
Score = 32
i like it when you're funny with your words!
Score = 1
Just looking at these people offends me.
Score = 7
This show needs more vampires if it wants to keep my attention.
Score = 4
That avatar's terrifying, by the way.
Score = 0
Pro Recession Tip: Buy a portable tanning booth and follow these people around all day.
Score = 7
"So we now have two girls upstairs and two girls downstairs. What the fuck are we gonna do?" That's a dilemma if I've ever heard one.
Score = 3
Of everything that I just witnessed, I can't stop thinking about the girl answering what seemed to be a shoe phone. Huh? I must be suffering from a classic case of doucheblindness.
Score = 0
I know Idiocracy gets really mixed reviews, and i obviously know that it's just a silly comedy/satire.
But then i watch something like this and all i can think is "maybe not.... maybe not...."
Score = 2
Da Real Wurld: Implant Fevah!!!!
Score = 0