NancyGraceWatch: New Photos Of The Twins: Brad Pitt Hats And Tummy-Time
This weekend, as she frequently does, Nancy Grace took a little time off (this time from stridently browbeating anyone who dared defend the brainwashed women of the Yearning for Zion ranch, a subject on which I'm more than a little disturbed to kind of agree with Nancy Grace) to show us New Pictures Of Her Twins! Nance gives special thanks to the makers of Faithbaby.com for providing "Mommy's Answered Prayers" onesies for Lucy and John David Linch's first family "foe-toe." I admire Nancy's ability to segue seamlessly from narrating a baby slideshow ("here's John David out for a stroll in his Brad Pitt hat") into reporting about people who threw their kids into the dryer:
Also, I actually have the Fear of Nancy Grace in me for pointing this out, but doesn't "John David Linch" sound kind of like a you-know-what-killer name?
Posted by Lindsay at 3:33 PM in NancyGraceWatch, Newsmagazines
Tags: Nancy Grace
I'm not usually one for insulting babies and/or how squished their faces are, but boy do I hope John David grows into that giant, hastily-arranged face of his.
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When John David does grow up, said facial arrangements (and that hookin' left arm of his) are going to cause him to turn into Popeye.
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...stridently browbeating anyone who dared defend the brainwashed women of the Yearning for Zion ranch...gives special thanks to the makers of Faithbaby.com for providing "Mommy's Answered Prayers" onesies...
My work is done here.
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I have to admit that I've never had much respect for Nancy Grace. When she was a prosecutor here in Atlanta, she once said that she felt that she was doing the work that God wanted her to do. Two weeks later, Court TV came and money-whipped her a little, and it was "Fuck this shit. My ass is GONE!"
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