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June 18, 2009

You Guys, The Ellen Page "Don't Stop Believin'" Video Is Supposed To Be Terrible

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Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat (Maeby), and Har Mar Superstar made this video where they sing off-key to Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'," and everybody's FREAKING OUT because it's so bad, but don't you guys see: it's SUPPOSED to be bad. Any old shy person can do a lip dub, but to actually try to sing this apparently difficult song is to not only brave, but it's supposed to jerk us out of our comfortable Ikea existences with its inherent tension and excruciating pain. This video is like Fight Club for our ears:

(Via Vulture.) Now's the time to inappropriately mention that one of my friends made out with Har Mar Superstar in 2002 and still totally blames it on 9/11. TRUE STORY.

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Was Gabe the friend?

I like this MUCH better than those stupid Miranda Sings videos. People feel the need to constantly send them to me, and they're not funny. This is actually good.

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 06/18/09 10:38 AM  | Reply
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gabe was TOTALLY THE FRIEND . . .

Posted by: henry  in reply to  CarolineA's comment at 06/23/09 1:21 AM  | Reply
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Is it only me that finds this particular confluence of people particularly unsettling?

Posted by: sivartTheGreat profile link at 06/18/09 10:38 AM  | Reply
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Alia disappeared half way through that. i need more Alia.

Posted by: practicallyinformation profile link at 06/18/09 10:50 AM  | Reply
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I agree, why have Maeby and not use her?Even thought I did like this, sorry Ellen Page, this doesn't get you off the hook for Juno or Smart People.

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood profile link  in reply to  practicallyinformation's comment at 06/18/09 11:00 AM  | Reply
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Their teeth...too nice to be in a video like this. It looks all wrong.

Posted by: Hellbound Alleee at 06/18/09 10:50 AM  | Reply
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I get it now! I don't have to waste my life being owned by my possessions! I too can take the midnight train anywhere!

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood profile link at 06/18/09 10:55 AM  | Reply
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Alia LOVE. That is all.

Posted by: Al at 06/18/09 10:56 AM  | Reply
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george michael prob bought this for maeby's (wedding) ringtone

Posted by: j0shsm1th profile link at 06/18/09 10:57 AM  | Reply
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Love the avatar

Posted by: CarolineA profile link  in reply to  j0shsm1th's comment at 06/18/09 3:12 PM  | Reply
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haha thanks, and i do believe Henry told Ron "Dont Stop Believing"

Posted by: j0shsm1th profile link  in reply to  CarolineA's comment at 06/18/09 10:43 PM  | Reply
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Ellen Page can do way more press-ups than me.

Posted by: caractacus at 06/18/09 10:58 AM  | Reply
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I love this video. My opinion is totally skewed though because I love anything related to Ellen Page (even X-Men 3).

Posted by: Udolpho profile link at 06/18/09 11:14 AM  | Reply
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I feel like I'm the only person who liked X-Men 3. It was an adequate conclusion to a trilogy--the fact that Gene Grey and Logan's powers ended up being antitheses to each other was a great way to end their whole unrequited mutant love triangle thing. And all the comic book nerds were like "Boo! That's not what the Phoenix Saga is supposed to be like!" and all the normal people were like "Boo! I'm not nerdy enough for this!" It was a competent ending!

Posted by: BradOFarrell profile link  in reply to  Udolpho's comment at 06/18/09 11:43 AM  | Reply
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I liked it, too, and I get a never-ending stream of flak from my friends about it.

Posted by: Lux profile link  in reply to  BradOFarrell's comment at 06/18/09 12:42 PM  | Reply
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whoa.

Posted by: nanook profile link  in reply to  BradOFarrell's comment at 06/18/09 3:53 PM  | Reply
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If by "competent" you mean all over the fucking place, then yes, you would be correct.

Posted by: langford profile link  in reply to  BradOFarrell's comment at 06/18/09 7:19 PM  | Reply
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Did you intentionally misspell Jean Grey to further piss us off?

Posted by: Nerds profile link  in reply to  BradOFarrell's comment at 06/23/09 5:57 PM  | Reply
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Secret Glee fans?

Posted by: pep profile link at 06/18/09 11:16 AM  | Reply
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I frowned the whole time. That being said, I did watch the whole thing. Fuck my life.

Posted by: daebhid profile link at 06/18/09 11:23 AM  | Reply
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Maeby is gorgeous.

Posted by: cupisacup profile link at 06/18/09 11:24 AM  | Reply
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it would explain a lot if it was revealed that ellen page took this angle to all of her work.

"no, juno is a pile of crap, i know! THAT'S THE JOKE!"

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 06/18/09 11:27 AM  | Reply
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I was always kind of sad that I never saw Alia Shawkat in anything outside of Arrested Development, but then this video reminded me that she apparently played The Oracle in The Matrix. (More like The Matryikes)

Posted by: BradOFarrell profile link at 06/18/09 11:37 AM  | Reply
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she's the baby with broken arms in Three Kings. I dunno, it was on AMC like, twelve times last week, maybe you saw her then?

Posted by: meesh profile link  in reply to  BradOFarrell's comment at 06/18/09 1:47 PM  | Reply
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My brain! Stupid hipster comedians think they're too cool to use a tripod!

Posted by: Swindon Lot profile link at 06/18/09 11:38 AM  | Reply
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God have you seen the movie Pieces of April? That movie made me so fucking mad. It was an indie movie that was too indie to use a tripod but not too indie to give Jack from Will and Grace a completely unnecessary role just to show off that they 'could get him' or something.

Posted by: BradOFarrell profile link  in reply to  Swindon Lot's comment at 06/18/09 11:44 AM  | Reply
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Is it just me or does it look like Alia has been crying?

Posted by: KatieAlso at 06/18/09 11:49 AM  | Reply
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That was pretty funny. But that video led me to the website ellenpage.org and I am disturbed.

Posted by: Bobby Seger profile link at 06/18/09 11:51 AM  | Reply
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WHOA MY IRONICOMETER IS OFF THE CHARTS!

Posted by: Professor Push-Ups profile link at 06/18/09 11:51 AM  | Reply
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This video would be cooler if it starred Ellen Feiss instead.

Posted by: Dale Cruse at 06/18/09 11:53 AM  | Reply
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Har Mar Superstar is trying to steal The Critic from John Lovitz.

Posted by: heywoodjewbrome profile link at 06/18/09 12:03 PM  | Reply
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This gets and EFFORT for effort.

Posted by: jacob666 profile link at 06/18/09 12:23 PM  | Reply
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How could anybody not know that this is a joke? She has her "acting!" face on.

Posted by: sarah palin profile link at 06/18/09 12:25 PM  | Reply
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They're not singing off-key. They are off-beat and often off-pitch, but it's in the right key.

Posted by: CORRECTION at 06/18/09 12:34 PM  | Reply
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I meh this song, in an ironic way, in an unironic way, in every way possible. I can't even bring myself to hate it.

Can we get some Afternoon Delight instead?

Posted by: Dumbelina profile link at 06/18/09 12:46 PM  | Reply
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Alia & Har Mar also teamed up for this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB4IFA3ynkU

Posted by: BeetleBum at 06/18/09 12:47 PM  | Reply
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I agree with Lindsay. Bad on Purpose isn't ironic. I'm not actually sure what irony is, but it has something to do with making sarcastic comments (AKA snarks!), and/or something bad happening when you feel something good happening would be so much more appropriate (i.e. precipitation during nuptials, see A. Morissette.) If you make something you meant to be good, and it turns out to be really, really bad, and people like it BECAUSE it's bad, well I don't know if it's irony, but it gets me paid and laid, ya know what I mean? Thanks, Lindsay, you were incredible.

Posted by: tommy wiseau at 06/18/09 1:07 PM  | Reply
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No, Tommy, irpny is like when you're a kid and your grandma shows you pictures of kitties sitting on toilets, or cats dressed up in "cute' hats or outfitis, saying how "cunnin'" thery are -- she's vaguely southern and always droppin' her g's, and you think, "Wow. even if I do get old I'll never be so braindead I think pictures of cats doing human things are in ANY way funny or charming, and then you grow up and they invent the internet and you spend all your time watching keyboard cat and LOLcats and wait a minute that's not the same thing because I'm not even old, and they ARE cute and charming and Funny, and so what I'm not doing anything with my life and I don't have a real relationship, and I KNOW he's just using me for sex, mom, and I live in a cultural mecca but only ever go to movies they show in cineplexes in any old suburbia and watch garbage tv and youtube but that just show's how smart and funny and in touch with current events and trends I am right? right? shit. assholes!

Posted by: key board cat  in reply to  tommy wiseau's comment at 06/18/09 6:20 PM  | Reply
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I don't believe you're the same tommy wiseau who made The Room. The real tommy wiseau couldn't be so self aware.

Posted by: Johnny Claudette  in reply to  tommy wiseau's comment at 06/18/09 6:31 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, but even if it's supposed to bad, it's supposed to entertaining and clearly a lot of people don't "Get It" because it's not funny. It's just terrible.

Posted by: Martin at 06/18/09 1:59 PM  | Reply
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Wow, when Ellen Page is being intentionally bad she's actually kind of charming. But when she's trying to be good, she's really irritating and I want to punch her in the nose.

Ellen Page is a Zen koan.

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lol at sexy pushupers and people hiding behind other people

Posted by: McFuzz profile link at 06/18/09 3:10 PM  | Reply
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I won't stop believing that Har Mar Superstar was the best concert I've ever been to. Arrested for public lewdness! He's the shit!

Posted by: incredimarc profile link at 06/18/09 3:25 PM  | Reply
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"That's what she said" : jokes :: "Don't Stop Believin" : music

Posted by: Meth Face profile link at 06/18/09 3:31 PM  | Reply
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Here's another video of Har Mar & Alia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB4IFA3ynkU

Posted by: tomy at 06/18/09 3:48 PM  | Reply
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i like that ellen page has the same shitty taste in living room decor that everyone has when they're 20.

Posted by: nanook profile link at 06/18/09 3:56 PM  | Reply
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Wow, Ellen Page has NO tits.

Posted by: Uncle Jesse Barfield at 06/18/09 5:51 PM  | Reply
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Marry me!

(seriously, Alia. Marry me.)

Posted by: glass_family profile link at 06/18/09 6:37 PM  | Reply
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I like the Alia love. She's such a cutie.
And I even like Ellen too.

Posted by: langford profile link at 06/18/09 7:21 PM  | Reply
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I guess I get that the video is supposed to be terrible, but off tempo? No, that's not intentional. That's just lame.

Posted by: Leela at 06/18/09 8:19 PM  | Reply
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I guess I get that the video is supposed to be terrible, but off tempo? No, that's not intentional. That's just lame.

Posted by: Leela at 06/18/09 8:19 PM  | Reply
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i love all the parts with maebe and hate all the parts with juno and am indifferent to all the parts with the dude,

i don't have any preconceived notions or biases about these people though

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 06/19/09 12:23 AM  | Reply
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i feel like i missed something...

Posted by: nick at 06/22/09 10:50 PM  | Reply
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i banged ellen page and totally blame it on her being wasted and thinking i was in Man Man

Posted by: nogood at 06/25/09 3:10 PM  | Reply
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The video was hilarious. Both Ellen and Alia sing better than that....so obviously this was intended to be bad. I bet there is some inside joke between Ellen and her Mom that they share that no one here will figure out

Ellen Page rocks, and Alia rocks, too. Can't understand the hate for Ellen on here...I guess the Hannah Montana/High School Musical crowd isnt gonna like her....the "All Cheese and no Macaroni" crowd" Can't wait for their movie (Whip It) to come out later in the fall

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