What's In Jay-Z's Wallet? • Is it just me, or does the video for "Empire State of Mind" seem like those American Express ads from a couple of years ago? Low APR is the gulliest!
Posted at 1:30 PM in Music Related Content
Tags: Alicia Keys | American Express | C.R.E.A.M. | Jay-Z | New York
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Don't you mean "Watson Jay-Z's wallet?"
Where is Jimjbollocks when you need him.
Score = 9
you beat me (and probably many others) to it. i was going to say 'watson's number so they can plan a glastonbury set.' now that i think about it, it's not that funny. thanks, sunday night binge!
Score = 4
jay-z got mad at me for making eye contact with him while dropping the bread off at his table in a new york city restaurant i used to work at which shall remain nameless, then he sent it back and told my boss "this aint right." he sent it back like five times.
incidentally, i hate this song.
Score = 10
Reading about the sad humanity of your heroes can really bum you out. Also, this song does indeed suck, but that is mainly Alicia Keys fault.
Score = -1
Man, those Times Square piano seat thieves are something terrible. Poor Alicia, I had my piano seat stole twice when I was playing there.
Score = 5
gulliest? i havent heard that word since reasonable doubt era JayZ.
Score = 0