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August 12, 2009

Watching White People Dance Is Never Not Funny

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Let me just state for the record: I am a terrible dancer. I know that. I'm not confused about my dancing status. I'm not up here on Dance Mountain teaching an Advanced Class in I Am the Best Dancer. Most of us are just really bad at it. That doesn't make it not fun. You just get out there and you do the best you can. Good times. Moving at the speed of light, into eternity. Right, guys? But oh man, for as bad as I may be at dancing I am inversely good at watching other people who are bad at dancing. I could probably watch them all day, no problem. Impressed? It is so fun. Always.

Here are a couple of dudes at Lollapalooza last weekend, just owning the dance floor (dance grass?). They know that no one can Top That their moves.

Look at those dudes groove! Go dudes!

(Via Buzzfeed.)

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So this is the acceptable kind of racism, then?

Posted by: Godsauce profile link at 08/12/09 2:32 PM  | Reply
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facts aren't racist.

Posted by: meesh profile link  in reply to  Godsauce's comment at 08/12/09 2:33 PM  | Reply
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Here YOU GO y'all; Learn HOW TO really GET your groove ON:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs5f8CYyLBo

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link at 08/12/09 2:34 PM  | Reply
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Those guys dance WAY better than most white people. Is this Sacha Baron Cohen's next movie trailer?

Posted by: Its Got Raisins In It profile link at 08/12/09 2:37 PM  | Reply
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What's cooler...his shirt or dance skills? Or maybe his bandaged friend, who obviously injured himself at APW before going to Lolla.

Posted by: ber profile link at 08/12/09 2:40 PM  | Reply
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Shirt. He's obvs been watching Guide to Man Style and taking it to the NEXT LEVEL.

Posted by: RichGuy profile link  in reply to  ber's comment at 08/12/09 3:11 PM  | Reply
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Being on acid is crazy.

Posted by: Tom Foolery profile link at 08/12/09 2:41 PM  | Reply
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crazy FUN!!!

Posted by: Skillet profile link  in reply to  Tom Foolery's comment at 08/12/09 3:16 PM  | Reply
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Aw, that's my boyfriend! (I wish).

Posted by: Gobblegirl profile link at 08/12/09 2:44 PM  | Reply
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I SAW HIM! He was acting THE FOOL, but giving credit where it's due, I have the say, the guy has stamina. He was at this for quite some time.
It was kind of inspiring to see him dancing with such passion and abandon though... AND IN SUCH INNOVATIVE FASHIONS!

Posted by: Becca profile link at 08/12/09 2:44 PM  | Reply
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Whoa Becca! We could have been right next to each other and never known! Our internet worlds and realities been had colliding!

Posted by: wondergrrl! profile link  in reply to  Becca's comment at 08/12/09 2:51 PM  | Reply
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which set was this on Friday? Man, I knew I was going to regret being with the crowdsurfers in the front!

Posted by: adrienne profile link  in reply to  Becca's comment at 08/12/09 2:58 PM  | Reply
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I have no idea. I saw them while A-Trak was up... so they must have been going for A LONG TIME.
And then later STILL DANCING after the music had stopped. He clearly dances to the beat of his own, probably imaginary, hallucinogen-induced drummer.

Posted by: Becca profile link  in reply to  adrienne's comment at 08/12/09 3:18 PM  | Reply
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In his brain every song is "Spoonman".

Posted by: Silvio profile link  in reply to  Becca's comment at 08/12/09 4:43 PM  | Reply
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Oh, hey! Me too!
Dunnadunnadun duh duh duhduh

Posted by: Napoleon Complex profile link  in reply to  Silvio's comment at 08/12/09 4:50 PM  | Reply
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OH MY GOD! I saw these guys!! At first I thought the one guy had a pulled hammy and was stretching it out, but then came the intense ground punching move, and I was like... "man, this guys got moves like you've never seen!" (cause it's true, you have never seen these moves.) I really need to start taking a camcorder to Lolla to help capture these precious moments (and send them to videogum).

Also, I bet this guy had the BEST tanlines ever when he left--that shirt is BONKERS!

Posted by: wondergrrl! profile link at 08/12/09 2:44 PM  | Reply
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*GASP* Maybe we crossed paths!
I was the Black chick with the shoulder length curly hair (still am) in the orange vintage sun dress.

You got some Videogum in my RealLife.
I got some RealLife in your Videogum.

Posted by: Becca profile link  in reply to  wondergrrl!'s comment at 08/12/09 2:51 PM  | Reply
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Ok. Seriously, you guys. I was there too! You may have gotten some of my errant sweat on you! (I was gamey all weekend).

My exact comment when I saw these guys jamming to no music near Buckingham Fountain: "I bet that guy wears that shirt to bed so he can catch dreams in it."

Posted by: Mcluskyist profile link  in reply to  Becca's comment at 08/12/09 3:07 PM  | Reply
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OMG you guys, I was there too. I was the guy in the bandanna and the strategically torn shirt but I don't really remember much of what happened LOL. What's this post about? I didn't watch the video.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link  in reply to  Mcluskyist's comment at 08/12/09 6:10 PM  | Reply
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I think this may be what Brandon Flowers was talking about when he asked the age-old question:

Are we human or are we dancer?



These guys know the answer.

Posted by: wondergrrl! profile link  in reply to  wondergrrl!'s comment at 08/13/09 9:20 AM  | Reply
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oh no! he danced so hard he ripped his shirt. :-(

Posted by: abby r. profile link at 08/12/09 2:47 PM  | Reply
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You're making fun of the dancing and not mentioning the awful attire? That bizarre guy needs to give Taylor Dayne her shirt back.

Posted by: Colin at 08/12/09 2:47 PM  | Reply
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The visible socks let you know that you're in for some pretty sweet dancing.

Posted by: monstah profile link at 08/12/09 2:47 PM  | Reply
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drugs can make many things better, but apparently not dancing...

Posted by: Saad profile link at 08/12/09 2:48 PM  | Reply
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ecstasy, helping white people dance since the 1970s

Posted by: smokeythebear at 08/12/09 2:49 PM  | Reply
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I'm marrying a complete stranger this weekend, just to have this guy at the reception.The couple is registered at The Guy That Sells Me Drugs.

Posted by: jimjbollocks profile link at 08/12/09 2:49 PM  | Reply
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Let the bass kick = let the ground punch?

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 08/12/09 2:51 PM  | Reply
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That video is a total LOL-apalooza!

Goodnight, everybody!

Posted by: TheObesrvatory profile link at 08/12/09 2:56 PM  | Reply
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Um... I dare you to say that to this guy's face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

Posted by: lemonne profile link at 08/12/09 2:57 PM  | Reply
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holy shit. I was wondering when this would start making the ironic rounds. When I was 9, I BEGGED my parents to let me order it. (It would have been so awesome to win friends with my sweet moves! Too bad that wouldn't have happened!)

Posted by: chickchick profile link  in reply to  disgruntled hipster no. 416's comment at 08/12/09 8:56 PM  | Reply
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So do you think Shakira got her moves from these gentlemens or these gentlemens were studying Shakira?

Posted by: njoy profile link at 08/12/09 3:03 PM  | Reply
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Sweet drum solo

Posted by: avettwhore profile link at 08/12/09 3:06 PM  | Reply
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I love how Knobby-Kneesmagee has his leg taped.

Posted by: Wern profile link at 08/12/09 3:18 PM  | Reply
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what are the songs playing in the video?

Posted by: joe at 08/12/09 3:22 PM  | Reply
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I'll admit. He upgraded the sprinkler quite nicely. (1:30ish)

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link at 08/12/09 3:24 PM  | Reply
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I was not there, but if this is the kind of thing that I can see, then I will definitely be going next year.
Also, guy in the top right, at about 0:23, laying on the ground pumping his legs to the beat, he's your boyfriend.

Posted by: Deezey profile link at 08/12/09 3:26 PM  | Reply
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You're obviously not serious about your dancing unless you're dancing AT the ground

Posted by: Zingers profile link at 08/12/09 3:34 PM  | Reply
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he did the lawnmower.

Posted by: Y at 08/12/09 3:46 PM  | Reply
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He is clearly trying to hard. I prefer the nonchalant attitude of the guy dancing next to him.

Sweet moves.

Posted by: Colonial Williamsburg profile link at 08/12/09 4:11 PM  | Reply
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I too enjoy the awesome lifestyle drugs afford me.

Posted by: Professor Push-Ups profile link at 08/12/09 4:13 PM  | Reply
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I have to praise him like I should.

Also, he's beating the shit out of that grass.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 08/12/09 4:20 PM  | Reply
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the music's got him feeling so free!
he wants to celebrate!

Posted by: caringiscool profile link  in reply to  Becca's comment at 08/20/09 5:53 PM  | Reply
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outstanding!

Posted by: noahholla profile link at 08/12/09 5:03 PM  | Reply
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I find white people dancing well is more funny than white people dancing poorly. This is because I feel threatened by people who do things better than me, so I use teasing and taunting as a cover for my crippling emotional insecurities.

Posted by: GradStudentsAreTheWorst profile link at 08/12/09 5:28 PM  | Reply
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My napoleon complex is what keeps me from dancing.. or teasing/taunting.

Posted by: Silvio profile link  in reply to  GradStudentsAreTheWorst's comment at 08/12/09 5:39 PM  | Reply
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The "half split briefly grab leg place hand on ground slowly break dance to your feet spin in circles" is my favorite dance move.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 08/12/09 6:12 PM  | Reply
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I'm kind of upset that the video ended.

Also, I feel monumentally better about my own dancing capabilities.

Posted by: I'll bring the beards. profile link at 08/12/09 6:36 PM  | Reply
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I enjoyed the fact that the gentleman in shorts seemed to be dancing to a completely different song.

Posted by: contentRich profile link at 08/12/09 6:50 PM  | Reply
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Oh man, the guy in the back is dancing like he's wearing lederhosen.

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 08/12/09 6:53 PM  | Reply
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ILL NEVER BE HIP!

Posted by: ned at 08/12/09 7:28 PM  | Reply
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If they had jew fros, this could totally be a deleted scene from Step Brothers.

Posted by: Palmer profile link at 08/12/09 8:51 PM  | Reply
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Do those two dudes know each other, or did one just happen upon the other, two people finding their dance soul mates? I think the cut-out detailing of the first man's shirt also deserves mention.

Posted by: clapforcrispy at 08/12/09 9:19 PM  | Reply
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I thought there was an unwritten rule: What happened at Perry's stage stayed at Perry's stage. .

Posted by: riprob1 at 08/12/09 9:38 PM  | Reply
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Look at him, he caught the YES!

Posted by: michelle. at 08/12/09 10:50 PM  | Reply
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The second guy really knows what he's doing though. You gotta load those cargo shorts pockets up with stuff (iPhone, iPod, weed pipe) so you can keep your center of gravity low when you dance!

Posted by: Manvnature profile link at 08/12/09 11:01 PM  | Reply
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lolz at the girl running through near the end. like she wanted to be associated with THIS MESS!

Posted by: sober sister profile link at 08/12/09 11:40 PM  | Reply
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Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire were pretty funny, too.

Posted by: Hellbound Alleee at 08/13/09 9:58 AM  | Reply
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cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: the dude profile link at 08/13/09 10:16 AM  | Reply
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How can we know the dancer from the dance?

Posted by: Alex Blagg profile link at 08/13/09 1:44 PM  | Reply
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Let's all agree to try to have this much fun with the rest of our summer, okay?

Posted by: Do you have bikes? profile link at 08/13/09 5:53 PM  | Reply
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This is like a live-action Second Life dance party

Posted by: shame profile link at 08/13/09 7:18 PM  | Reply
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I hope he found his contact lense.

Posted by: beccafly at 08/18/09 4:54 PM  | Reply
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Oh. My. God. I am fucking crying I LOLed so hard. The pushups, the - what the fuck has he done to that shirt? That shirt has been meticulously cut into jail cells but he is breaking out of prison with his DANCING MOVES and pushup-ing and the raincoat girls kind of joining in and there's the girl in the background and someone on the ground doing that bicycle thing with their legs and then fake leg (WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS LEG???) guy comes in, just to give backup. I don't know how you do it, Gabe.

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