Michael Jackson Has Entered The Mainframe And Become Pure Energy • A website called Eternal Moonwalk featuring thousands of people moonwalking in tribute to Michael Jackson is admittedly quite charming and mesmerizing. (Let us just hope that there is no website called Eternal Being A Creep Around Children With Diet Coke Cans Filled With Red Wine.)
Posted at 4:31 PM in Music Related Content, WebJunk
Tags: Michael Jackson
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Score = -4
most of those people are just walking backward. not so much moonwalking, but if you're going to keep this thing going for ALL ETERNITY, i guess you can't be picky.
Score = 11
I'd be more impressed with Eternal Smashing A Car And Touching Yourself For 10 Minutes Then Morphing Into A Black Panther
Score = 7
Or the Eternal Stealing Paul McCartney's Royalties. That was classic.
Score = 7
So people from Tokyo are cgi models in bathing suits? What? And yeah, I pride myself on my ability to moonwalk since I was 10, and it really isn't that hard. This is just disrespectful. They're fake moon walking all over his solid gold casket.
Score = 2
PEDOBEAR. One of the moonwalkers is Pedobear and his address is Lazytown.
Just enter 9296 in the "search for" box. Wow. Of all the random numbers to appear when I visited.
Score = 1