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October 28, 2008

Mariah Carey Stars In Showgirls 2

"40 years later. Nomi Malone returns to Las Vegas once again to 'make it,' but unfortunately her knees have given out, OR SOMETHING (note for director: backstory?) so all she is capable of doing is standing on stage in an elaborate headdress and moving her arms. (note to director: what kind of club would pay her to do that? Just stand there on stage like that? Backstory?) But even if she can't dance or get a man to love her (lesbian tendencies?), she's still the same old bipolar nightmare we all came to love/fear in the first movie. Like, blowing up a car because of memories. Nomi's back!"

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Is anyone else hearing some of the lyrics as "I try to fart like a whale"?

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