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September 16, 2009

Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened

The only thing worse than this song is the lip-synching. Yikes. The video director was like "do you want to try taking that one more time," but the dude was like "no, I'm sure I nailed it." But the thing that really strikes me in this video is the little brother's character. No one has ever been like that in the history of the world. He's like the toughest Oompa Loompa, and I don't mean because he's short, I mean that because he has orange skin and silver hair and he prances around in a mythical wonderland making monster faces. He is make believe. "This song is for anyone who has ever had to rescue a loved one from being a weird side character in a failed Sci-Fi pilot about space greasers." Huh?

Great child Prince impersonator near the end, though. One of the best child Prince impersonators I have ever seen. (Thanks for the tip, Chris.)

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That's one sexy sweater vest. Are you lending your clothes out again, Gabe?

Posted by: abby r. profile link at 09/16/09 2:54 PM  | Reply
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the next worst thing is that he's the "co-owner of the male fashion company Guido New York."

Posted by: sammy at 09/16/09 2:56 PM  | Reply
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I want to live in that house so bad. I mean look at it, there is clearly something going on in there. Its on fire and like dancing or something.

Posted by: hlebtastic profile link at 09/16/09 2:56 PM  | Reply
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yeah, i was watching it thinking "that house with 'something going on' just looks like it's on fire. don't go up that hill."

Posted by: bird profile link  in reply to  hlebtastic's comment at 09/16/09 4:37 PM  | Reply
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Bruce is there; this must be the Mansion on the Hill I've heard so much about

Posted by: gallatino  in reply to  hlebtastic's comment at 09/18/09 7:17 PM  | Reply
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Those dance moves are smooth, haven't seen something pull a somersault after a spin move like that since... never?

Posted by: avettwhore profile link at 09/16/09 2:57 PM  | Reply
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Um, you guys? Let's go home and rap with one another.

Posted by: Clare profile link at 09/16/09 2:58 PM  | Reply
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I think I might need to rap with a mental health professional after this.


No seriously. This doesn't


I can't even


asl;dfaslfdjjkldfafkl;d

Posted by: I Basically Don't Respect Your Country's Cultural Underpinnings Face King profile link  in reply to  Clare's comment at 09/16/09 4:09 PM  | Reply
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I can crop that. CROP THAT!

Also, give you a better & less jumpy one, if you want.

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link  in reply to  Clare's comment at 09/16/09 4:46 PM  | Reply
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Clare, this one might be a better fit for the icon.
http://i26.tinypic.com/20qkv90.gif

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link  in reply to  bingo gas station's comment at 09/16/09 5:05 PM  | Reply
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man that was FRESH! it was like the statement on the cult of celebrity from Harmony Korine's "Mister Lonely" filtered through 80's music video set design Expressionism. Nolan Thomas was down, but he turned around and rescued his little brother from the society of spectacle. They went home and rapped with one another, and all that was solid melted into air. the end.

FRESH!

Posted by: AngryYoungMannequin profile link at 09/16/09 3:01 PM  | Reply
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Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 09/16/09 3:02 PM  | Reply
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If I ever have kids, I hope there’s a miniPrince, a miniLauper, a miniTylerPerry, and a miniRic Ocasek so I can exploit them for $$$ at mini state fairs. Your neuroses=Daddy's Mercedes, pumpkins.

Posted by: werttrew profile link at 09/16/09 3:05 PM  | Reply
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I bet Cyndi Lauper saw this and was like, "How come I don't remember this!?"

Posted by: dan, man of science profile link at 09/16/09 3:06 PM  | Reply
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The completely out of nowhere punch at 2:40 was basically perfect.

Posted by: Jon at 09/16/09 3:09 PM  | Reply
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Is there ANYTHING right with this video?

Posted by: Leibniz profile link at 09/16/09 3:12 PM  | Reply
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I gotta say, if what little brother is lookin for in the streets has anything to do with all them unnecessary gymnastics, count my fat ass out. Have fun flippin, my silver haired, fruity little brother.

Posted by: DS3M profile link at 09/16/09 3:12 PM  | Reply
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. This is the fucking jam.

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416 profile link at 09/16/09 3:12 PM  | Reply
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I'm going to second that because this song rules. And so does the video. Mini Bruce Springsteen? Mini Prince? Mini Billy Idol...breakdancing? YES PLEASE. (If you were born in the 80's: forget it Jake, it's Nostalgiatown).

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link  in reply to  disgruntled hipster no. 416's comment at 09/16/09 3:41 PM  | Reply
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Down the rabbit hole we go...

Nolan Thomas (born Marko Kalfa) was a Latin freestlyle artist known for his 1984 single "Yo, Little Brother," which peaked at #57 on the Billboard Hot 100 While Marko did appear in the music video he did not actually perform the vocals on this particular track, Elan Lanier sang them.

Rest easy, all. Elan is going just fine, currently living in Chilltown, NJ... http://www.myspace.com/elanlanier

Posted by: NunesMagician at 09/16/09 3:16 PM  | Reply
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I was fairly certain that this was white people lip synching to black singers.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link  in reply to  NunesMagician's comment at 09/16/09 3:42 PM  | Reply
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Why is Cory Feldman hanging with Prince, Cindy and the Boss?

Posted by: ber profile link at 09/16/09 3:17 PM  | Reply
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Posted by: bingo gas station profile link at 09/16/09 3:22 PM  | Reply
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That kid definitely ate the marshmallow. Then he pantsed the lady.

Posted by: Silvio profile link  in reply to  bingo gas station's comment at 09/16/09 4:00 PM  | Reply
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the original 'Brothersport'

Posted by: wrj89 profile link at 09/16/09 3:23 PM  | Reply
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His socks in the beginning are just simply insane. There was a lot of drugs going on in the making of this video.

Posted by: Charlie Wildcard Kelly profile link at 09/16/09 3:31 PM  | Reply
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Oh, man. Two tips in one week? I am on so much fire right now! (Seriously, I should stop, drop and roll down this incredibly high mountain of self-gratification. Until I die.)

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 09/16/09 3:33 PM  | Reply
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Whoops! I meant self-satisfaction. I guess I will just have to roll down both mountains now, eventually coming to rest in the valley cradled between them, covering the land in broken popcorn kernels and fake butter.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link  in reply to  Funtastik's comment at 09/16/09 3:42 PM  | Reply
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Chris, you are my heeeeeeeeeeero.

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link  in reply to  Funtastik's comment at 09/16/09 3:43 PM  | Reply
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I really meant that sincerely. Great tips, Chris. Down vote a compliment...go ahead, monsters. I can take it!!

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link  in reply to  Detroit Dutchgirl's comment at 09/16/09 4:06 PM  | Reply
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I might gratify myself to this video, while thinking about little brother getting it from his father and his mother.

Posted by: Chombo profile link  in reply to  Funtastik's comment at 09/16/09 5:16 PM  | Reply
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Ewwie.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link  in reply to  Chombo's comment at 09/16/09 5:29 PM  | Reply
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upvotes? really?

Posted by: whoa! profile link  in reply to  Chombo's comment at 09/16/09 5:40 PM  | Reply
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Lay off the meth, Sesame Street!

Posted by: bright white light profile link at 09/16/09 3:36 PM  | Reply
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I was going to say! I loved the Oscar The Grouch garbage can surprise pop up! Also, was that blood at 0:17?
Emo lil bro!

Posted by: kate profile link  in reply to  bright white light's comment at 09/16/09 4:40 PM  | Reply
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This might be one of the best things ever posted on Videogum. I was laughing and clapping like a seal the whole way through.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link at 09/16/09 3:43 PM  | Reply
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This song was actually kind of popular and I think I had the 7-inch, but I don't remember ever seeing this video.

Now I'm off to get my colonoscopy. You have to get them when you get to be my age.

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Posted by: whoa! profile link at 09/16/09 4:04 PM  | Reply
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What I've learned from this video is that my little brother is going down the wrong path if I find him doing back flips in the street and hanging out with children impersonating Prince, Cyndi Lauper and Brue Springsteen. Further, random fist pumps are immediate confirmation of his juvenile delinquency. Thanks, Nolan Thomas!

Posted by: krock21 profile link at 09/16/09 4:06 PM  | Reply
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Little Prince is your boyfriend. You do drugs in a tiny unstable house on the horizon.

Posted by: JBHale profile link at 09/16/09 4:11 PM  | Reply
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Now, I don't remember the eighties very well (cause of the coke), but I'm pretty sure that's what it looked like. I distinctly remember dance-walking downtown to see some MOOVEEZ with my crew dressed as various eighties icons. All they were missing was Wham! guy and Like A Virgin Madonna.

Posted by: Mr. Hausfrau profile link at 09/16/09 4:20 PM  | Reply
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Why doesn't Spencer Pratt dance like that all the time?

Posted by: ole at 09/16/09 4:30 PM  | Reply
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Why doesn't Spencer Pratt dance like that all the time?

Posted by: ole at 09/16/09 4:30 PM  | Reply
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I am somehow reminded of Lily Allen's video for Alfie, I was also pumped to see a mini-Ric Ocasek.

Posted by: Zapruder profile link at 09/16/09 4:50 PM  | Reply
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God, this made my... I don't know... month? Maybe longer? I can't even begin to describe how much I am in love with this.

Posted by: Jon at 09/16/09 4:53 PM  | Reply
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Peggy said it best "I'm so high right now."

Posted by: Calliwell profile link at 09/16/09 5:08 PM  | Reply
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i like how mini Ric Ocasek is as charmingly awkward as the real Ric Ocasek

Posted by: thebigm profile link at 09/16/09 6:43 PM  | Reply
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Spot on with the munchkin reference. I felt the same way until the break-dancing at the end by little brother. Definitely induced some Exorcist flashbacks.

A sincerely frightening video.

Posted by: bankcashmoney profile link at 09/16/09 8:19 PM  | Reply
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Is that Kirk Cameron playing Bruce Springsteen?

Posted by: dw profile link at 09/16/09 8:52 PM  | Reply
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i don't even...i mean....how the hell.... seriously, what made the director of this video think of THIS as the perfect accompaniment to THAT song? how does something like this happen? i just...i don't even know if i enjoyed it. did anyone else find this not so much awesome as mostly really disturbing?

Posted by: caringiscool profile link at 09/16/09 8:55 PM  | Reply
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I can't believe that not one, not two, but entire crews of people were involved in the making of this!

Posted by: HB profile link at 09/16/09 9:30 PM  | Reply
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I'm pretty sure that was the real Prince. looks to be about the right height?

Posted by: Weeam profile link at 09/16/09 9:56 PM  | Reply
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no shit, but I think the "little brother" is the little maharaja from temple of doom. Where do I begin to get to the bottom of this?...

Posted by: pauly profile link at 09/17/09 12:15 AM  | Reply
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Yes! I thought so too when watching it.

"Doing all the things a little brother shouldn't do. Like drinking poisoned blood and messing round with voodoo."

Posted by: Shane2012 profile link  in reply to  pauly's comment at 09/17/09 12:07 PM  | Reply
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This site is totally going to kill all of my seriously hard earned street cred yo, but if Michael Jackson had sung this song it would have been a hit. It's actually not terrible...by terrible 80's Michael Jackson-esque pop standards.


The video, on the other hand, is pure Fritz Lang brilliance.

Posted by: eric. profile link at 09/17/09 12:26 AM  | Reply
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Also, let's all sit by the fire and remember a time when Ric Ocasek was as big of a rock star as Prince and Bruce Springsteen. Actually, "let's go home and rap to one another" about it. Tell your grandkids.

Posted by: eric. profile link at 09/17/09 12:33 AM  | Reply
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the little prince dance scene is perhaps the most perfect moment captured in the history of film.

Posted by: langford at 09/17/09 3:17 AM  | Reply
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These children are deliberately trying to make themselves dance worse than what they're instincts tell them. You can see it in their faces.

Posted by: Dennis N. profile link at 09/17/09 10:45 AM  | Reply
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This reminds me, that this weekend I'm totally need take my little Billy Idol wannabe brother out to see some mooveez, his little Prince friend is more than invited.

Posted by: St. Nico profile link at 09/17/09 11:03 AM  | Reply
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Don't do it. It'll just end up in trouble.
You need to watch this video again!

Posted by: IkilledMichael profile link  in reply to  St. Nico's comment at 09/18/09 12:13 AM  | Reply
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Imagine the moment where "Little Prince", now grown up and married, sat his wife down and showed her this video.

Posted by: triller profile link at 09/17/09 2:49 PM  | Reply
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this is the new MGMT video guys. joke's over.

Posted by: mcdonalds at 09/17/09 9:27 PM  | Reply
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this is the new MGMT video guys. joke's over.

Posted by: mcdonalds at 09/17/09 9:27 PM  | Reply
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Is that a tiny Ian McCulloch?

Posted by: cassis profile link at 09/18/09 8:25 PM  | Reply
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I want this song to be the first song I dance to at my wedding....when I marry my boyfriend...this guy

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