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January 6, 2009

Kanye Judges Big Butts And He Cannot Lie (Or Sing)

Kind of NSFW.

(via Nah Right)

This video is fascinating to me. Not just in the nudge-nudge way that it's got hot girls in bikinis doing dances so sexual that I'm not really sure they're dances any more. They're like butt-based performance art. It's fascinating because this is one of those moments where you are reminded of how big the world is and how many types of human experiences there are available. For some of us, a typical day is squeezing in a couple of hours of TV after work before going to bed and doing it all over again, hoping that our landlord doesn't raise the rent too much on the new lease and that the heartburn from our spaghetti dinner goes away soon. And for some of us we sit in fold out chaise lounges on a break from touring the world in order to snap cellphone photos of beautiful women having a "booty shaking competition," and as far as we're concerned that's a real thing that happens and it's only natural that we've been asked to judge one.

Also nudge-nudge!

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Compared to the 1st booty shaking enthusiast, the 2nd girl looked like she just didnt want it.

Posted by: somuchbailefunk profile link at 01/06/09 2:24 PM  | Reply
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The first chick on the ground kept thinking, "Don't fart...Don't fart..."

Posted by: Angelaaaa profile link at 01/06/09 2:54 PM  | Reply
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But then she did and Kanye wrote 12 songs about it. Then he put them on an album named 808's & Heartbreak.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link  in reply to  Angelaaaa's comment at 01/06/09 4:18 PM  | Reply
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808s and Fartbreak. You were SO CLOSE, buddy. SO CLOSE.

Posted by: iamsosorry profile link  in reply to  I PEE GOLD's comment at 01/07/09 12:15 AM  | Reply
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Well played.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link  in reply to  iamsosorry's comment at 01/09/09 6:03 PM  | Reply
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looks like E-40 at kanye's right..

Posted by: lacey at 01/06/09 4:37 PM  | Reply
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What's with the slow motion? It makes this video a little disturbing, the Kanye track don't help either. Why is E-40 taping (particular aspects of) this competition? This is basically what happens in his living room at any given time, right?

"butt-based performance art" I'm glad someone is finally giving these artists some cred. It's about Time Lady XtaC, Diamond and Alize' get the respect they deserve. Just because it can induce an erection doesn't mean it's not art.

Posted by: R dubya. at 01/06/09 6:29 PM  | Reply
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Well Gabe, the fact that you misspelled chaise-longue was made up by the 'nudge nudge' at the end - it shows you still have some affinity with the Old Continent's tongue-in-cheek lingo. I mean: 4 shizzle.

Posted by: Mr. Tribbles profile link at 01/06/09 8:57 PM  | Reply
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ugh

Posted by: Mandy profile link at 01/07/09 1:12 AM  | Reply
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