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June 24, 2009

Is This What All 50 Cent Videos Are Like?

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Someone just sent me this apparently new video (for some reason) and I was watching it and realized that I've never seen a 50 Cent video in my life. Is this what they're all like? 50 Cent mumble-syncs while barely conscious as women with very nice butts dance around him and people pour money on his head? Because, not having seen any 50 Cent videos, this is exactly what I would think a 50 Cent video would be like, but even I, a person with a low opinion of 50 Cent's image in the media, would have given him a lot more credit than this. Also, is 50 Cent still popular? I am seriously and genuinely asking because I just want to understand why this exists and why nobody tried.

But those are some fantastic butts. Those asses are to this video what everyone is saying Megan Fox is to Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen. (Now I get to say nullus in the exact proper context! Nullus!)

Posted by Lindsay at 5:45 PM in
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I want a hat made with the same pattern as my jacket.

Posted by: abby r. profile link at 06/24/09 5:47 PM  | Reply
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i think he just jumped through his grandmother's couch, came out the other side and there happened to be a camera rolling while his music was playing....
his friends followed him through the couch. it was a really big couch.

Posted by: Becca profile link  in reply to  abby r.'s comment at 06/24/09 5:50 PM  | Reply
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fiddy's all about over-coordination.

Posted by: Jeb profile link  in reply to  abby r.'s comment at 06/24/09 7:15 PM  | Reply
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I saw on CNN that NY gangs now steal Louis Vitton handbags from old ladies and then tailor them into street wear as a tribalistic way to flaunt their criminal exploits. Anderson Cooper did a piece on it. Thus, 50 is just keeping it street

Posted by: ModernMANdroid at 06/24/09 6:02 PM  | Reply
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My reaction to the line "Yo, bitch, you ain't on yo' period, right?"

Posted by: TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder profile link at 06/24/09 6:04 PM  | Reply
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Ew, I can't believe he says that. Gross, 50 Cent.
Does anyone besides my 14 year old brother and his white suburban friends still listen to 50 Cent?

Posted by: boo  in reply to  TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder's comment at 06/24/09 6:37 PM  | Reply
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what i find more remarkable is that you were able to get through the entire song to locate that gem....

Posted by: Becca profile link  in reply to  TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder's comment at 06/25/09 12:41 AM  | Reply
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After 2 minutes, it just becomes incoherent mumbling.

Posted by: TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder profile link  in reply to  Becca's comment at 06/25/09 3:42 PM  | Reply
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lindsay and i have very similar taste in butts

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 06/24/09 6:11 PM  | Reply
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Nice that Fitty used the new New York Times building as his backdrop... I guess print needs all the help it can get?

Posted by: nudelman profile link at 06/24/09 6:18 PM  | Reply
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I've stayed quiet until now, but I just can't hold it anymore: Lindsay, ima miss you like crazy!

Posted by: MsQuinn profile link at 06/24/09 6:24 PM  | Reply
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:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
The internets will never be the same.

Posted by: VJ  in reply to  MsQuinn's comment at 06/24/09 9:14 PM  | Reply
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who is this man, and why is he wearing a suitcase?

Posted by: todd gack profile link at 06/24/09 6:30 PM  | Reply
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He did it. He really did it. He managed to get worse.

Posted by: Chestybongos profile link at 06/24/09 6:45 PM  | Reply
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Ew, that but at 2:32 is gross.

Posted by: njoy profile link at 06/24/09 6:47 PM  | Reply
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Lindsay, you deserve answers to the serious and genuine queries you posed. This is like a smooth-lovah version of a Fiddy video. He's trying to look like a much nicer boy here than he usually does, one you might take home to your mom. But the butts and money have always been there, because he's Fiddy, and these are things Fiddy likes. He's not still popular, but he desperately wants to be, striking up fake feuds all year and pushing back his album's release as he tried to stir up controversy/excitement for it. Based on this video, he's not getting any more popular.

And of course haha what a funny jacket.

Posted by: Brian at 06/24/09 6:53 PM  | Reply
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Also, this is incredibly low-budget for a 50 video. Laughably low budget.

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416 profile link  in reply to  Brian's comment at 06/24/09 7:04 PM  | Reply
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The greatest delivery of an opening line in hip-hop history.

Posted by: disgruntled hipster no. 416 profile link at 06/24/09 6:57 PM  | Reply
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Looks like somebody went shopping at the swap meet before their video shoot.

Posted by: yomomma at 06/24/09 7:16 PM  | Reply
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this song would totally be on a mix tape for my boo. If I had a boo from the ghettos of new jersey.

Posted by: lamort at 06/24/09 7:49 PM  | Reply
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"...mumble-syncs while barely conscious as women with very nice butts dance around him and people pour money on his head."

Isn't that basically every rap video ever made?

Posted by: Josh Rosen at 06/24/09 8:06 PM  | Reply
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directed by what?

Posted by: sol at 06/24/09 9:14 PM  | Reply
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best 300 dollars spent, ever.

Posted by: Max profile link at 06/24/09 10:20 PM  | Reply
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In uproarious "Righteous Kill" 50 Cent gets shot in the back of the head with enough force that it launches his brand new corpse through a second story window and down to the ground below. It would've been a great ending to this shlock.

Posted by: KajusX profile link at 06/24/09 10:58 PM  | Reply
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- "I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out."

- "Totally!"

Posted by: shayne profile link at 06/24/09 11:22 PM  | Reply
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Those bottoms are the tops!

Posted by: ManChild profile link at 06/25/09 12:53 AM  | Reply
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Wow, that Gucci piece is heinous.

Posted by: bummertime at 06/25/09 12:54 AM  | Reply
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If famous people want their privacy, they should probably stop asking to have sex on the dance floor.

Posted by: Dr. Crentist profile link at 06/25/09 3:52 AM  | Reply
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I have never told you this, but your screen name makes me smile every time I see it because I think of that entire scene.

Posted by: Carrie profile link  in reply to  Dr. Crentist's comment at 06/25/09 9:35 AM  | Reply
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I'm honestly really surprised this song doesn't sample "I'll Do Anything (For You)" from the musical 'Oliver!' I consider it a missed opportunity, and hope it's rectified in the directors' cut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32mt1mA2lNM

Posted by: TheObesrvatory profile link at 06/25/09 5:50 AM  | Reply
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That atrocity already happened in the late 90s by a diffrent rapper. Annie and Oliver were sampled by Jay-Z. I feel like slapping my hands for having to typing that. :(

Posted by: Bad tings ah gwan profile link  in reply to  TheObesrvatory's comment at 06/25/09 1:09 PM  | Reply
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If Fiddy could 'do anything' for me it would be to shut his misogynistic cake hole once and for all. But then I guess we couldn't ridicule his 'quirky' dress sense. Or marvel over the inhuman pertness of those buttocks. Maybe if he just danced around looking coordinated surrounded by said booties, but without actually 'singing', that would be an improvement.

Posted by: lucindaflaps profile link at 06/25/09 7:24 AM  | Reply
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in response to your question, no he's not really popular anymore. he's known, i think people who just listen to rap strictly remember him and still will say "oh yeah fifty" but that's about it.

Posted by: ed at 06/25/09 9:41 AM  | Reply
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wow, that was pretty boring.

Posted by: tutuclare at 06/25/09 10:56 AM  | Reply
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I am thinking about LL Cool J in Toys when he popped out of the couch. Same outfit idea?

Posted by: Its Got Raisins In It profile link at 06/25/09 11:52 AM  | Reply
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