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June 24, 2009

Hey, Where Is Ronald Jenkees?

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Hello YouTubes,

Where Ronald Jenkees at? His last posted video was 10 months ago. And now it's basically summertime and we're sitting here with no Ronald Jenkees summer jam? To quote the legendary Benjamin Franklin, "FUCK THAT NOISE." I suppose it's comforting to know that wherever he is, he is blazing! Spitting keyboard truth like hot keyboard fire. But seriously, where he at? Bring him back now. This is getting stupid.

Ronald Jenkees, there are summer parties happening! With no beats whatsoever! We need you! Lock it in! Let's go!!!!

FEED THIS BEAST!

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i think the sports guy trapped him in his basement...

Posted by: chris at 06/24/09 10:56 AM  | Reply
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I think I have a headache

Posted by: j_son profile link at 06/24/09 11:18 AM  | Reply
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I wanna watch silent movies with him and he can play the soundtrack.

Posted by: Restaurant Toast profile link at 06/24/09 11:35 AM  | Reply
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You'll be pleased to know we're in a band and have an album coming out where he does what he does, and I'm in the background making bong smoking sounds..... by smoking a bong.

Posted by: theglowing profile link at 06/24/09 11:43 AM  | Reply
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I am very impressed with this kid! More technically than creatively, but still. Well done, rat tail.

Posted by: laura at 06/24/09 11:49 AM  | Reply
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I believe what you are calling a "rat tail" is really just his sweet peeper keepers.

Posted by: sen_tankerbell profile link  in reply to  laura's comment at 06/24/09 12:27 PM  | Reply
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Oh bummer, it made him even more endearing...

Posted by: laura  in reply to  sen_tankerbell's comment at 06/24/09 12:38 PM  | Reply
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his debut cd is titled 'music for ottoman humping.'

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 06/24/09 12:10 PM  | Reply
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corky?

Posted by: yeahisaidit at 06/24/09 12:29 PM  | Reply
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I think it's sad how Elvis Costello has let himself go.

Posted by: booferama profile link at 06/24/09 12:39 PM  | Reply
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He is working on an album. Due out in July.
http://www.thesixtyone.com/ronaldjenkees/#/ronaldjenkees/song/Stay+Crunchy/27534/

Posted by: njoy profile link at 06/24/09 12:45 PM  | Reply
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Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link at 06/24/09 12:59 PM  | Reply
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My guess is this dude's the Rainman of pianos. And Interwebs.

Also, Gabe, did you just reference that same Readers' Digest article I just read June 2009 edition? B/c, that would be weird. Ben Franklin said EVERYTHING.

Posted by: RichGuy profile link at 06/24/09 1:04 PM  | Reply
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Why do the Youtube ads want me to do drugs & alcohol in Thailand?

Posted by: Zingers profile link at 06/24/09 1:17 PM  | Reply
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I'm a real producer and you just the piano man. You' songs don't top the charts, I heard 'em I'm not a fa-a-an.

Posted by: Timbaland at 06/24/09 1:18 PM  | Reply
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Super-Fun was just crazy. The solo on that track is incredible.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 06/24/09 1:46 PM  | Reply
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hello youtubes!

Posted by: ICEBERG profile link at 06/24/09 6:49 PM  | Reply
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Tesh has NOthing on this guy!

Posted by: Name? Indeed! at 06/24/09 8:08 PM  | Reply
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Wow I'm actually SUPER IMPRESSED.
He plays piano-guitar better than I play actual guitar.
Granted, I'm pretty shit at guitar.

Posted by: PaulD profile link at 06/25/09 9:48 AM  | Reply
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What the hell is this guys problem?

Posted by: Grinchy Paws at 06/25/09 9:51 AM  | Reply
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His problem is that he is too awesome. The Best, seriously. Spread the love! Sometime internets people can be nice to each other.

Posted by: pcbowen profile link at 06/27/09 6:37 PM  | Reply
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Just try to tell me Brett Ratner doesn't have this dude on speed dial. AXEL FOLEY REDUX, ANYONE?

Posted by: eric. at 06/28/09 6:27 PM  | Reply
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Ronald Jenkees released a new album a few weeks ago.
Just downloaded it from ronaldjenkees.com.

Posted by: Ben at 08/14/09 1:42 PM  | Reply
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