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July 17, 2008

Hear The Cheerleader Ruin The World

I'm glad that I don't have any musical talent, because it means that I don't have to suffer the excrutiating indignity of watching everyone who's ever stood in front of a video camera thinking that they have what it takes. I mean, I do have to suffer that, but I don't have to Nick Drake myself because of it.

Anyway, I guess Hayden Panettiere didn't want Heroes to be the only shitty thing she did.

Here's your wake up call, Hayden: you are bad at singing. Also, who wrote your lyrics, your grandpa? "You think just because you bag me you don't have to work at all"? Bag me? What's your next single called? "23 Skidoo"? Also please don't have a next single.

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i thought she said bed me
but wait she does a good ashlee simpson impression

Posted by: nicole profile link at 07/17/08 12:10 PM  | Reply
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To bed someone = +/- to bag someone.

Posted by: Gabe profile link  in reply to  nicole's comment at 07/17/08 12:19 PM  | Reply
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if you watch this on mute with stairway to heaven playing in the background, it's like a pop culture funeral. You can almost see her soul die.

Posted by: smashleigh profile link at 07/17/08 12:24 PM  | Reply
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So girls only cheat because they want attention? Good for my innocent sponge-like twelve year-old mind to know.

Posted by: SilentButDeadly at 07/17/08 12:42 PM  | Reply
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I did not know that (i totally knew that)

Posted by: nicole profile link at 07/17/08 12:51 PM  | Reply
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I didn't mean semantically, obs, I mean in terms of how old you'd have to be to write that lyric. Either way, you'd have to be in your mid to late thousands.

Posted by: Gabe profile link  in reply to  nicole's comment at 07/17/08 12:56 PM  | Reply
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"Also please don't have a next single. " snark line of the year?

Posted by: krup at 07/17/08 3:01 PM  | Reply
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She could mean "teabag", in which case it's very current.

Posted by: kushiro at 07/17/08 5:06 PM  | Reply
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That time code at the bottom is hot - it's like a video tramp stamp.

Posted by: Chadams at 07/19/08 2:21 AM  | Reply
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