Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions
This video is titled "Brokencyde Answers Your Questions":
Well, they definitely answered someone's questions, but they did not answer my questions. Maybe we could get a follow up interview? Here are some things I would like to know:
- How angry do you think you make me?
- If you were a girl, would you cut it out?
- Do you think that your apology to the world will be a pre-recorded video, or in writing?
- Have you ever heard your music before? And I have a follow-up question:
- It's awful, right?
- Where is the Federal bailout for my ears after listening to your music LOL get it, Brokencyde?
- When are you going to stop it?
- BOXERS OR BRIEFS?!
- Seriously, though, stop it. Understand?
I'll take my answers off the air. (Thanks for the tip, Vince.)
Posted by Gabe at 10:15 AM in Interviews, Music Related Content
Tags: Brokencyde
Professors Fashion and Cuisine over here.
Score = 6
let's be honest, you love us.
probably not.
video, we're still learning cursive.
Yes.
Does awful mean what we think it means?
feder...al....bai...lout...?
no, you stop it.
BOXERS!
un...der....sta...nd...?
Score = -15
Certainly no Carlos Knight.
Score = -1
How does the dick of failure taste?
Score = 8
To which Brokencyde's answer would probably be "latin food wrapped in pacsun shirts"
Score = 32
2 part question: when are you going away and will it please be forever?
Score = 17
I won't even watch this because it'll leave a bad taste in my mouth for the rest of the day.
Score = 3
That right there is what bad people do.
Score = 4
13 represents the cap-fulls of Tide I wholeheartedly chose to knock back just seconds ago. Thanks Brokencyde.
Score = 11
Have you ever met Millionaires and, if so, did you come to any realizations? And is this realization that you should never, ever collaborate with them? Because, you know, apocalypse.
Score = 7
I think the simple question "Why?" covers everything I need to know quite nicely.
Score = 10
brokencyde is cultural genocide
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http://www.mothersagainstbrokencyde.net/
Score = 12
The page of angry letters from Brokencyde fans is amazing.
Score = 11
Wow. Both MAB and the fan responses deserve their own posts. I'd say we could even fill an entire day with Brokencyde if I wasn't so scared it would cause some space-time continuum issues and scared of the probable melting of all of our faces.
Score = 7
I have some bad newz: "[...] GET OVER IT! THE YOUTH OF AMERICA RUN THIS COUNTRY! NOT THE OLD PEOPLE WHO FORGOT HOW TO HAVE A FUCKING GOOD TIME."
Score = 11
" Look for the fucking meaning behind the lyrics, Quit judging these guys, and i bet you've actually never held conversation with them, I on the other hand have. SWEETEST MOTHER FUCKERS I'VE EVER MET."
I didn't know our friend An American Patriot was such a fan.
Score = 10
"im sur e you could walk up to any whore on any street they wont know who the fuck BC is. FUCK YOUUUUU!!!" and "I mean come on, if you are going to criticize music, you must be some fucking jew that listens to books on tape as enjoyment."
Score = 8
Godsauce, I think you've found the youtube commenter breeding grounds.
Score = 7
I never thought I'd see a website of over reactive parents and think to myself "man they kind of have a point." I mean in general its pretty hilarious but some of it does make you wonder.
Score = 9
ps
This is your boyfriend.
"I myself FUCK while listening to brokencyde, MAKES SEX BETTER."
Score = 8
My ears are ringing from reading that letter.
Score = 5
I'm waitingfor the inevitable Brokencyde, and millionaires collaboration that will cause an explosion of horrible that will recreate the world in their images.
Score = 3
That Q&A left me broke inside.
The nerve, right?
Score = 12
Holy crap. When you visit their MySpace, you realize that the band name is split up as BrokeNCYDE (Broke Inside). I always thought it was just "Brokencyde," like the name of a weird poison. This affects my life 0%!
Score = 17
Of course, in the time it took me to post that comment, someone makes the realization right before me and uses it in a joke. Damn it, Kajus. (Just kidding, Kajus.)
Score = 12
GABE, WE'RE GONNA GO ALBUCRAZY ON YOUR ASS, OLD MAN
Score = 15
Is it just me, or does it look like these guys all got raped by a Flowbee?
Score = 12
"When do you plan to hold the first annual Gathering of the Brokencydes?"
Score = 24
Blast! You stole my question!
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Question: Do you feel like Guantanamo Bay is a good place for you guys, or would regular jail suffice?
Score = 12
So, do people have sex with them ironically, or what?
Score = 17
Wait, this is a "band" that people actually listen to? Seriously, they actually have fans? I thought they were just some bored kids who played around with Pro Tools and a camera and put it on Youtube. I literally thought we were the only one's who knew about them. Now I'm sad and confused and concerned for the future.
Score = 13
This woman in a Mexican Telenovela explains it better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH7XGo5E4sM#t=10m20
Its In spanigh though, but still funny if you watch it till the end
Score = 11
This problem is even bigger than Los Emos. We are on to Post-Emos Superironicos. ¡Necesitaremos un UGH más grande!
Score = 14
My 13 year old cousin just added me on facebook. She has these morons listed under her favorite bands.
I feel almost as old as Gabe now.
Score = 7
"Why do you keep punching yourself?"
Score = 18
Ugh, I'm gonna need a colder shower.
Score = 3
I remember the days when we were certain in the knowledge that no men could possibly produce sounds more awful than those of Nickelback. How wrong we all were, how terribly, terribly, wrong.
Score = 15
I hate so much about the way you choose to be...?
(yes).
Score = 4
Traveling backwards in time 1987 to break all of their baby fingers seems expensive. Our best line of defense this late in the game ... is to openly love them.
e.g. Me: "Br0kenc1dez is AWWWESOME!!!"
My 13-year-old ne1ghbor: "Yeah! ... Wait. What?"
Me: "It's troo Dood! The make me wanna shake and squirt!"
My 13-year-old: "Yeah, here's your bag of glue back. I need to go change my facebook profile to 'Preparing for M3d1cal 2ch00l.' I mean, 'medical school.""
Me: (softly, as his screen door shuts behind him) "A hard raaaaaaaaainnnnn's, a gonna fall-a-yall... (writing in my pocket notebook) One down. M1llyunz to g0."
:-(
Score = 8
OK, I clearly underestimated this post because I really had no clue who these dick holes were. Upon further review, is it wrong that I now support Mothers Against Brokencyde more than I support Mothers Against Drunk Driving, Mothers Against A Living Satan, Mothers Against Headlice and any other Mothers Against... group I can think of put together? Because I do, wholeheartedly.
Score = 5
Meth meth meth, more water, meth, meth.
Score = 1
You know it's a bad sign when one of the Brokencyde fan letters starts out "Mothers Against Brokencyde? Really? My mom fucking loves Brokencyde..."
Score = 3
How does it feel to be the worst?
Score = 3
I think you guys are missing the point.
Re-watch the section about "Bree Bree".
These guys are improvisational GENIUSES!!!
Seriously, Donatello Mutated AGAIN!?!?! INTO A PIG!?!?! And he was in BRAZIL!?! Doing HEROIN!?!?!
OMG, These guys are the BEST!
Who's line is it BROKENCYDE, much?
Score = 2
They are latino?!! I am going to need a huge :( button.
Score = 1
Soon to be featured on Charlie Rose.
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Has anyone listened to Hollywood Undead? Come on, I double dare you.
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I have a question, Brokencyde:
Who do you think... you are?
I hate so much about... what you choose to be.
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