50 Cent Is A Homosexual

50 Cent made this video this weekend. He was like "sorry, guys, I can't go to the Grammys, I have to put on a jerri-curl wig and act the fool in a way that is creepy and makes sense to no one, have fun!"

What is that? I mean, I know he thinks that it's a response video to Foxy Brown or something, but WHAT IS IT? Because this is not a response video to Foxy Brown. A response video to Foxy Brown would be, like, 50 Cent sitting in an Aeron chair in his basement recording studio in Connecticut, talking shit in between sips of Cristal. This is a cry for help. Especially coming right after last week's announcement that 50 Cent is starting his own line of MALE BEAUTY PRODUCTS. I'm not saying that you have to be gay to wear a wig and develop your own face moisturizer, BUT IT DOESN'T HURT.

This from a man who bought the rights to his ex-girlfriend's life story so that she couldn't write a tell-all book about their relationship. Oh, it wasn't that he has anything that he wants to hide so badly that he's willing to look like an insane person. He just firmly believes in keeping private the cherished memories of two imperfect people who once were in love. One of whom may or may not have witnessed tons of secret gay sex that the other is too self-loathing to admit to the world without being put on suicide watch. Cherished, private, wonderful memories.

Admittedly, he's still no Lil Wayne.

Posted by Gabe at 2:30 PM in Music Related Content, Vlogging
Tags: 50 Cent | Homosexuals | Pimpin Curly

11 Comments

What an unbelievable opportunity to post one of my favorite mashups:
http://www.coletrain.org/qunit/

50 Cent is not even a good bad rapper, though, seriously

Posted by: John Ham at 02/09/09 3:40 PM  | Reply
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Guys, all this means is 50 Cent is on his way to irrelevance. It's like when a fish is dying on land and it flops around like it is insane right before dying. 50 Cent is doing weird stuff like he is insane before he disappears forever. I'm predicting total irrelevance by 2012.

Posted by: finally at 02/09/09 4:14 PM  | Reply
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And yet... Britney Spears.

Posted by: Elliot  in reply to  finally's comment at 02/09/09 7:27 PM  | Reply
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Shut it down.

Posted by: Angelaaaa at 02/09/09 4:15 PM  | Reply
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I know I'm reaching way back into "no one talks about that anymore, dummy" territory, but did anyone else get a strong Chris Crocker vibe from this?

Posted by: Gmarley at 02/09/09 4:43 PM  | Reply
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Don't lower Chris like that.

Posted by: lookie-here  in reply to  Gmarley's comment at 02/09/09 5:50 PM  | Reply
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He said a lot of no-no words.

Fucking God damn potty-mouthed motherfucker talking shit.

Posted by: Jenn at 02/09/09 4:50 PM  | Reply
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Me thinks the lady doth protest too much

Posted by: Grant at 02/09/09 9:13 PM  | Reply
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he's gone cray cray in the twilight of his fame.

Posted by: Mandy at 02/10/09 12:33 AM  | Reply
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Hey Gabe, I know it's all joking, and I am last to get offended, but really dude, the fucking "homosexual" "gay retard" etc is getting to be a bit much.

Sorry, but I prefer my peoples not being compared to 50 cent acting like an asshat.

Besides, tranny would've made for a much better headline.

Posted by: Sammy at 02/10/09 12:06 PM  | Reply
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Does 50 cent know what a pimp is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp

Posted by: DarkJesus at 02/10/09 12:16 PM  | Reply
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