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April 7, 2009

Someone Please Tell Eminem It's 2009

New Eminem video for "We Made You," you guys:

A few targets I'm surprised he missed:

Richard Nixon
Pet Rocks
Womens' Lib
Star Wars
Sonny Bono
Clan of the Cave Bear
Iran Contra Affair
Betty Page

Seriously, Eminem? I know that you're the "thinking man's Weird Al Yankovic" or whatever, but next time that you take a four/five year hiatus, when you're planning your big comeback moment that's going to redefine the next stage in your career, try to make it NOT a Wayans Brothers movie from 2002.

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apesofmath

K Fed is fat now, Eminem.

Posted by: apesofmath profile link at 04/07/09 11:14 AM | Reply
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mike_d

Man, that was rough.

Posted by: mike_d profile link at 04/07/09 11:19 AM | Reply
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pauly

the only redeeming piece of this is the self deprecating 3:06. Other than that....

Posted by: pauly profile link at 04/07/09 11:19 AM | Reply
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CarolineA

When I was watching this and not understanding my first thought was "Well, I guess I really am white." but.....he's white too...so maybe he doesn't understand what he's doing either.

Posted by: CarolineA profile link at 04/07/09 11:28 AM | Reply
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She-Ra, P.O.P.

As much as I am happy to see anyone dissing Brett Michaels and his European Hair Extensions, that song was just bad. Not catchy at all.

Posted by: She-Ra, P.O.P. profile link at 04/07/09 11:32 AM | Reply
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Sounds like he's just parodying himself now.

Posted by: Luis at 04/07/09 11:33 AM | Reply
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is that Bobby Lee in the video? Makes sense, this plays like a rejected MadTV sketch

Posted by: joe at 04/07/09 11:36 AM | Reply
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Friends, this is certainly a nominee for TWMVOAT.

Posted by: David at 04/07/09 11:36 AM | Reply
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whats up with all the lesbian jabs? i can tolerate one, because i have a sense of humor. but two is weak. and they weren't even good jabs.

Posted by: drab at 04/07/09 11:45 AM | Reply
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Fake vomit more than once in a music video? Interesting...

Posted by: DanBlurns profile link at 04/07/09 11:45 AM | Reply
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Let's get this on TRL, NOW!

Posted by: Eliot at 04/07/09 11:45 AM | Reply
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Johnny

i can't click because i'm in class, but is that lisa ann?

i sure hope so

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 04/07/09 11:47 AM | Reply
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Yes it is.

Posted by: Mark in reply to Johnny's comment at 04/13/09 1:46 PM | Reply
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Did you miss the little caption for "Planet of Womyn"? I think he got a shot at women's lib in there.

Posted by: Al at 04/07/09 11:47 AM | Reply
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I thought it was a good song. What's so outdated about those references. This is the same stuff he did when he came out why are you so surprised he's doing the same thing? Put down the haterade for a minute. Good song.

Posted by: Danger Pants at 04/07/09 11:49 AM | Reply
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dafs

is Lil Wayne the spokesman for Haterade, too?

Posted by: dafs profile link in reply to Danger Pants's comment at 04/07/09 1:28 PM | Reply
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There's a Nautica sale going on in 1996 that you would love.

Posted by: Jenn in reply to Danger Pants's comment at 04/07/09 5:53 PM | Reply
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Angelaaaa

Eminem's idea of "Zing!" could use some work these days.

Posted by: Angelaaaa profile link at 04/07/09 11:51 AM | Reply
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Poor Eminem is over the hill.

Posted by: bbbbb profile link at 04/07/09 11:56 AM | Reply
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Dan

every blog i have seen this video on, all the commenter's have sided with however the video was presented by the blogger. I personally like it. it's standard cheesy eminem first single music. when eminem was dissing will smith and moby, albums and albums ago, it wasn't exactly cutting edge then either.

Posted by: TFimB profile link at 04/07/09 12:05 PM | Reply
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This sort of video worked really well in 2000 as "Real Slim Shady", in 2002 as "Without Me", and 2004 as "Just Lose It". However, in a post-Lil Wayne/ Kanye West rap world, this is some out dated shit. This is the end of Eminem as we know it.

Posted by: matt at 04/07/09 12:07 PM | Reply
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that's what i thought. the world moved on, Em. took too much time to get back in the game, son.

Posted by: alull profile link in reply to matt's comment at 04/07/09 12:27 PM | Reply
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and I feel fine

Posted by: dude in reply to matt's comment at 04/10/09 3:26 PM | Reply
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Personally, I thought him shredding Kim Kardashian into money was a nice touch.

Posted by: kibbe at 04/07/09 12:12 PM | Reply
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his schtick is as old as his references. and the beats aren't dope, their dopey. no sir, i didn't like it.

Posted by: krup at 04/07/09 12:17 PM | Reply
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4+ minutes of my life just wasted.

Posted by: Ace at 04/07/09 12:23 PM | Reply
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Holy fuck that's awful.

Posted by: BLT at 04/07/09 1:09 PM | Reply
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Now, that's just bad rap. Apparently during his hiatus he Tivoed everything on E and Style.

Posted by: judasconstant profile link at 04/07/09 1:28 PM | Reply
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dude

Rain Man? Really? I can't wait for his "Dancing With the Stars" parody.

Posted by: dude profile link at 04/07/09 1:44 PM | Reply
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Is it just me, or does Rain Man Eminem look a little bit like Paul Reubens?

Maybe it's just the grey Pee Wee suit talking.

Posted by: Magnus390 in reply to dude's comment at 04/08/09 4:56 PM | Reply
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Dolf

He got all his Star Treks confused. ugh.

Posted by: Dolf profile link at 04/07/09 2:15 PM | Reply
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If you asked your dad to parody Eminem this is the video he'd come up with.

Posted by: Miss Fruitfly at 04/07/09 2:19 PM | Reply
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"Dancing with the Stars" parody? If Em's only just now getting to a "Rainman" joke, we still have to wait for his "Dances with Wolves" parody.

Posted by: BHay at 04/07/09 2:29 PM | Reply
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Johnny

that is lisa ann, and the video and song are both awful. he should have just called it EMINEM SONG and given those idiots who do date movie and all that producer credits.

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 04/07/09 2:29 PM | Reply
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So Em's taking on Pink's rejected songs now?

Posted by: yomomma at 04/07/09 2:55 PM | Reply
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At first I thought that the pink shirt was a jab at Conor Oberst on the Outer South cover.
Because that would obviously fit in with all of the fat Jessica Simpson and Star Trek jokes. Duh.

Posted by: edithwrong profile link at 04/07/09 2:56 PM | Reply
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Becca

how can we be sure this isn't FAKE RAP???
it bares all the tell-tale signs.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 04/07/09 3:27 PM | Reply
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The verses TOTALLY sounded like a Flight of the Conchords fake rap. Brett may even sound better!

Posted by: livej at 04/07/09 3:51 PM | Reply
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He's a hiphopapotamuss, but his rhymes aren't bottomless. In fact, this video makes me think he's just about reached the bottom.

Posted by: DJ Max Power in reply to livej's comment at 04/07/09 4:47 PM | Reply
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well, elemantary schools across america will be totally psyched for this album.

Posted by: koo koo ca choo at 04/07/09 5:03 PM | Reply
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Pig Lamp

Do Seltzer and Friedberg produce music videos now?

Posted by: Pig Lamp profile link at 04/07/09 5:07 PM | Reply
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I like how he's making fun of jessica simpson's weight gain as if he wasn't fat 2 months ago, pre-coke binge diet, or whatever celebrities/depressed people do to lose weight.

Posted by: Mandy at 04/07/09 5:22 PM | Reply
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Funtastik

Glad to see Eminem's increased maturity finally coming through in his work.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 04/07/09 7:33 PM | Reply
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lizzing

one can only hope!

Posted by: lizzing profile link at 04/07/09 7:49 PM | Reply
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tymoneymoney

genius...(?)

Posted by: tymoneymoney profile link at 04/07/09 8:13 PM | Reply
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ZaH

Was that the aqua teen robot.

Posted by: ZaH profile link at 04/07/09 9:43 PM | Reply
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nathanb

Someone else touched on this in an earlier post, and I agree. His last three albums have all had a god awful single that was a lame attempt at pop culture critique, but the other songs on those albums were pretty good. Yes, this is terrible, but I'll put off the judgement that Eminem is "over" until I hear the entire album. Wait, is putting off Judgement allowed on this site? Shit...

Posted by: nathanb profile link at 04/07/09 10:03 PM | Reply
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mattgcn

Seeing Lisa Ann reprise her Palin role made me laugh in an otherwise dull video. Is it just me or did his voice / rapping style get even more ridiculous?

Posted by: mattgcn profile link at 04/07/09 10:31 PM | Reply
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nightheat

Gabe has a legion of mindless minions from the midwest with nothing to do but read videogum and agree with him on every point he makes. LOL @ blog comments

Posted by: nightheat profile link at 04/07/09 11:52 PM | Reply
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"LOL @ blog comments"

Oh, the irony . . .

Posted by: ChrisD in reply to nightheat's comment at 04/08/09 2:17 AM | Reply
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nightheat

You and 4 other people don't know what irony is. The ironing is delicious.

Posted by: nightheat profile link in reply to ChrisD's comment at 04/08/09 1:56 PM | Reply
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If having good taste means you're from the Midwest I am totally moving to Iowa

Posted by: Jenn profile link in reply to nightheat's comment at 04/08/09 9:17 AM | Reply
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I actually liked Jezebel's review of this video a little more.

Posted by: Sally at 04/08/09 12:33 AM | Reply
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I read that too, but I thought the review was too willing to dismiss the sexism and homophobia as just two of many things Eminem takes the piss out of... and besides, it's okay! He takes the piss out of himself also! ("C'mon, you guys - you know Eminem's just foolin'.)

Terrible song, worse video.

Posted by: equalitystreet in reply to Sally's comment at 04/09/09 4:28 AM | Reply
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I enjoyed Eminem's music but some times like the song above reminds me of fart jokes. As you you get older they become old and redundant.

I hope his new album is not full of fat jokes.

Posted by: Dave Mora at 04/08/09 1:16 AM | Reply
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aaronwk

omg THANK YOU. i've been saying he's hip weird al for so long. like, at least 2 weeks.

Posted by: aaronwk profile link at 04/08/09 1:52 AM | Reply
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I guess he just wants to make up for all the things he missed in the past few years.

Posted by: Jacob at 04/08/09 2:07 AM | Reply
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langford

I will admit, I'm totally lame, and the references didn't bother me, but beat-wise the song is just not catchy enough to be a hit single.

Posted by: langford profile link at 04/08/09 3:23 AM | Reply
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lmao i dont give a shit what you all think but this shits hilarious..IMO its better then all the other first singles hes brought out.. hes never brought out a seriose first single..every album has a retarded single but if your a tru eminem fan you'll kno the second n 3rd single are gonna be fire.. you guys judge his whole album by listening to this song, which is fukin retarded if you ask me..shady's back

Posted by: mike at 04/08/09 10:32 AM | Reply
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lmao i dont give a shit what you all think but this shits hilarious..IMO its better then all the other first singles hes brought out.. hes never brought out a seriose first single..every album has a retarded single but if your a tru eminem fan you'll kno the second n 3rd single are gonna be fire.. you guys judge his whole album by listening to this song, which is fukin retarded if you ask me..shady's back

Posted by: mike at 04/08/09 10:33 AM | Reply
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I couldn't care less about the occasionally outdated references. The sin of the song is that it's just not catchy... at all.

Posted by: dang at 04/08/09 12:09 PM | Reply
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Matthew

People are sending eachother 2 Girls 1 Cup and Eminem thinks Bobby Lee vomiting at his farts is funny and edgy?
I don't care if you grow up or get with the times, just stop making shitty music videos.

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 04/08/09 5:47 PM | Reply
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I dunno whatcha'll is talkin' bout. This video's phat, y'all. SHADY IS BACK!

No, seriously, if he was right here in front of me I would attempt to pull his pants down and perform sweet fellatio on him.

Posted by: Thug4Life at 04/08/09 11:41 PM | Reply
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How was this lame batshit considered better than the hip hop greats of current day such as JayZ and OutKast? With all the women he keeps begging to hook up with him it makes me think he's the new Fred Durst you know rapping about women out of his league (yes even Amy Winehouse). I agree with whoever said he can't talk about anyone being fat when he wasn't so thin not too long ago and was arrested for acting a fool too.

Posted by: courtney at 04/08/09 11:55 PM | Reply
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I guess I don't watch enough TV to care about all the parodies. The song sucked otherwise.

David Lee Roth tried this, too, in "Just a Gigolo". Where is he now, anyway?

Posted by: Oodoodanoo at 04/09/09 8:38 AM | Reply
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armyofwires

It's like his mouth and the beat are fighting, and his mouth lost. It lost baaad.

Posted by: armyofwires profile link at 04/09/09 3:10 PM | Reply
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Bad tings ah gwan

I am thinking that his ex-wife must have gotten Eminems testicles in the second divorce because his voice sounds extra high pitched.

Posted by: Bad tings ah gwan profile link at 04/09/09 6:32 PM | Reply
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eminem has become the sarah palin of rap

Posted by: charles at 04/10/09 8:24 PM | Reply
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Eminem recycling premises as usual... this time with some added misogyny! Or at least more misogyny than usual?

Posted by: matt(hew) at 04/11/09 12:02 PM | Reply
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like everyone said before. he always puts out a juvenile first single off his new albums. but then every track after that is usually fire. he would not have won grammy's and been voted 2008's Vibe Magazine Best Rapper Alive if he produced and made shit songs. plus the references are outdated a little bit but i still think its funny that he still has a sense of humor and would put a track like this on his cd. also dont forget about the relapse 2 that he is supposed to drop later in the year. if you dont like this song then im surprised you have listened to him long enough to realize that he always comes out with a track like this before he releases the good track.

Posted by: joker222798 at 04/11/09 11:04 PM | Reply
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Am I the only one that caught the "if you think this is bad, wait till you hear the album"? Maybe I got lost in the context...

I can have a laugh at all the parody joke, but he's done this to death. Every year there's a movie parody in theaters. The old-timer jokes with the current ones didn't come together.

Agreed it's underwhelming for a comeback video, and well, not funny!

Posted by: d33r profile link at 04/13/09 10:03 PM | Reply
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Garmanbozia

is Eminem always this bad?

Posted by: Garmanbozia profile link at 04/14/09 2:12 AM | Reply
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Dumbelina

Disclaimer: I only watched half the video, because my time is valuable and I'm going to go ahead and document this as an hour. You'll receive my bill in the mail. But anyway...

The video was pretty much what I would expect from Eminem, which is to say: Meh. But as for the single... I didn't hate it. Which surprises me.

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