"Somebody's Daughter": A Song To Remind You Of Why Porn Is Bad
An organization called Somebodysdaughter.org, in the attempt to attack pornography from the demand side, made this handy song and music video to help men remember that the exotic dancers, pinups, playmates, and internet porn ladies they can't seem to resist otherwise are "Somebody's daughter, somebody's child, somebody's pride and joy. Heaven's own precious child, a person full of worth and dignity." Apparently this knowledge takes all the fun out of porn. It's creepy because there sure are a lot of little girls in it, and because it's a song that actually exists. (Like, does anyone listen to this in their car? "Let's rock out to 'Somebody's Daughter'!")
Somebody's daughter had kind of shitty parents, huh?
Posted by Lindsay at 1:45 PM in Music Related Content
Tags: Porn
I just love it when these religulous idiots forget to hide their transparent misogyny. Somebody's daughter? What about the somebody's son who's blowing his load all over her face?
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Ron Jeremy: Somebody's Daughter. Never forget.
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I also love that these women have no value in and of themselves: we should only stop and feel guilty because they belong to someone.
Feminismgum.com out, y'all.
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What about the shemales? Who will speak for them?
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See, this is why I'm so adamant about cloning becoming common practice. Then we could just have clone porn with no parents to make us feel guilty. Jk...?
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If anyone is going to be digging up in someone's kidneys on film, it's going to be me. Not some android/clone version of me.
Besides if you haven't seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey you would know that robot clones are always up to noooo good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r79EksC6QjA
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it's okay to ogle a stripper or bang a hooker as long as her parents are dead
that's my take-home message
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ǝbɐssǝɯ ǝɯoɥ-ǝʞɐʇ ʎɯ s,ʇɐɥʇ
pɐǝp ǝɹɐ sʇuǝɹɐd ɹǝɥ sɐ buo1 sɐ ɹǝʞooɥ ɐ buɐq ɹo ɹǝddıɹʇs ɐ ǝ1bo oʇ ʎɐʞo s,ʇı
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Uh, WHA?
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¿ɐႡʍ 'Ⴁn
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Satan? Is that you?
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nah, i bet it's the american patriot.
i mean, i can understand a world where a troll finds videogum troll-worthy, but... two?
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Have you ever been to the AV Club? That place, while having a huge community, is Celebrity Troll City.
Also, welcome to Videogum with a wider audience and a feature dedicated to recognizing comments.
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HOLY SHIT I HAVE MY OWN TROLL
This girl knows
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sʍouʞ lɹıƃ sıɥʇ
lloɹʇ uʍo ʎɯ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʇıɥs ʎloɥ
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i think there can be an argument made that you yourself are a troll.
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Please don't. I have better taste than that. Really.
Plus, if this continues it's going to generate a lot of negativity towards both of us.
Clearly someone wants to destroy my good standing in the videogum community.
HELP!! MY CHARACTER'S BEING ASSASSINATED!!!
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¡¡¡pǝʇɐuıssɐssɐ ƃuıǝq s,ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ʎɯ ¡¡dlǝɥ
˙ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ɯnƃoǝpıʌ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıpuɐʇs pooƃ ʎɯ ʎoɹʇsǝp oʇ sʇuɐʍ ǝuoǝɯos ʎlɹɐǝlɔ
˙sn ɟo ɥʇoq spɹɐʍoʇ ʎʇıʌıʇɐƃǝu ɟo ʇol ɐ ǝʇɐɹǝuǝƃ oʇ ƃuıoƃ s,ʇı sǝnuıʇuoɔ sıɥʇ ɟı 'snld
˙ʎllɐǝɹ ˙ʇɐɥʇ uɐɥʇ ǝʇsɐʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝʌɐɥ ı ˙ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝld
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Constantinople! What have you done to draw the ire of trolls, far and wide???
damn, yo. this is fucked up.
the videogum core commenters (i need to get out of the house) have your back.
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awww.. if the widdle kitty can do it constantinople you can too..!
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possible urban myth, but i heard the kitty was a taxidermy job-- on the bright side, definitely hanging in there.
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There was this (now deleted) question asked in Yahoo Answers a few weeks ago: How do I convince my daughter to become a pornstar? So some dads have their heart in the right place.
Here's a copy of the post: http://tinyurl.com/ot8k6l
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Uh oh, I've been away from the gum for a month or two (for shame, I know), is this our new residential jokester doppelgangerbanging everyone??
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the confusion in this is even if it all boils down to a wait to your married one man one woman in privacy type deal, she still has fucking parents, so never? maybe that works then we can just kill off all these idiots
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Somebody loves her for who she is inside!
Yeah, that's me. Because I like to get all up in them guts.
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Something tells me the sequel, Somebody's Son, won't be as compelling.
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Wouldn't those parents be proud if she was like, the BEST porn-star in the world. I mean, success is success, right? I'd be proud if I had a kid who happened to have mad talent at pole dancing.
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Jenna Jameson's brother gave her a tattoo on her ass that says "heart breaker", which is a nickname her father gave her. Sometimes it's all in the family!
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Yeah, exactly. I sometimes forget the wonderful home lives of sex workers/strippers--all those beauty pageants, cheerleading competitions, and vacations on the beach. JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO. Those girls are lucky.
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That video could have used more fucking.
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Hmm, way to reinforce the role of ejaculate in these young ladies' lives.
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if the intent of the advertisement was to remind me that all these women probably have hot 41 year old mothers that i should be thinking about too, job well done
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Is this Ray Boltz?
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The song was written by this guy:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2319863.stm
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am i the only one who got a boner with that vid?
no, seriously, think about all those daughters growing up to be a bunch of smokin' hot porn stars
mmm...
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Also, if you get married, don't have sex with your wife. She's somebodies daughter.
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...and if you are a woman don't even think about masturbation
you are your parents' daughter, for godsake!!, that's like... double-gross
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8====D~ ( o Y o )
Basically.
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Hey, those letter, numeral and symbol keys are somebody's daughter, perv. But seriously, while it's important to acknowledge the myriad ethical and moral quandaries in the porn industry as a whole, this song isn't the way to do it. Actually, ironically, all I could think about after reading the title of this song was the use of Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, right before Jennifer Jason Leigh has disgusting first-time sex with a sleazebag in the dugout. Then, my thoughts naturally progressed to Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool. Then I wondered why I was having my older brother's masturbation fantasies. So, "Somebody's Daughter" kinda failed in its intent with me.
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I think all you just did there was explore your own quandaries.
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Dont watch porn, go home and rape your own daughter, Thats the Christian way!!!
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Did anyone else notice how the YouTube logo lines up with the website at the bottom of the video? www.SomebodysDaughter.orgy
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somebody's emotionally scarred, drug-addled daughter.
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Okay, who took that picture of them hugging at the end and put it on a teddy bear? CREEPER.
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i'm droppin' the remix. those sweaty urchins in the front row at the strip club: those are your uncles.
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Somebody's Trafficked 15-year-old from the Former Soviet Union
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..brought to you by the writers of this?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW4Ym9IS7Ks
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At about :45 in, after the "lipstick and rouge" part he sings, "she's become a lady overnight.." But I heard, "she's become a lady OF the night"... I think either way works for this song. Maybe somebody's daughter is making poor life choices?
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It's disingenuous to transpose images of young children at play with images of porno girls. Anything compared to childhood is a betrayal of youth. If you put together a sad-song montage of me as a child versus me sitting here in this office at a desk having my soul slowly ground into chalk, well, then I too am a victim of porno.
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Did he drive to someone else's house to use porn, and then finally decide to drive home to his own house to be with his daughter? It's like they wanted the imagery of him driving home and her waking up and seeing him, but they ALSO wanted porn to be one of the things he did first. Continuity!
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I am disappointed by the lack of porn used to illustrate how disgusting and dirty porn is in this video.
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This looks like a story about a man's brave struggle with his addiction to kiddy porn.
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Somebody's Daughter Is Getting F*CKED
anyway, that's my new band name.
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I'm pretty sure that one guy was gonna spank it at the kitchen table...apparently while his wife was in the other room watching wheel of fortune or something
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omg lol.. except for the fact that not every human being born into this world has the fortune of having even 1 parent that is both alive, and gives a shit enough that they actually care and consider that child their "pride & joy." this propaganda makes me sick.
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you know who else is somebody's daughter? gwyneth paltrow.
gabe, stop exploiting her goopy legs for more page views!
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This is why the only porn I look at is hentai and Tijuana Bibles. It's much healthier, spiritually.
Also, this is angling to be the number one song about girls growing up into porn stars. J Geils Band, you just got served.
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Me too. I only like to objectify anime women.
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Best song to have sex to, ever.
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I don't get the ballet billboard part....
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WWW. , haha awww yeah is see where he's going with that!
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That's the worst song ever but for everyone getting butt-hurt about this idea, do remember think back to Okkervil River's "Savannah Smiles".
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Don't worry, I'll be their Daddy, at least for a night :)
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Did he go to different house to surf for internet porn before going home to his family? Whose house is that? And who surfs for pornography in their dining room?
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3:07... he lights a candle for himself. lol.
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You know, my guess is that if a girl is a stripper or in porn... then she's probably lost contact with her parents long ago. Either that or they're so ashamed they've disowned her. So yeah, she's somebody's daughter, but isn't that just sort of hot?
...
jk?
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