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July 8, 2008

Marilyn Manson Is Bald, Everything Else About Him Totally Real

I don't know what is sadder, Marilyn Manson's aging goth clown schtick, or this one angry fan's relentless attempts to show the world that Manson wears a wig. Like, OK, you got him, dude. You really opened our eyes. I can't believe we were all such sheeple led to the slaughter as far as Marilyn Manson's hair was concerned?

(via BuzzFeed)

We definitely all lose on this one, guys. Mark it up in the Book of FAIL. Interestingly enough, Marilyn Manson doesn't lose when his wig is knocked off. It's actually when he's being frantically rushed to safety by his security team that he loses. So much for being birthed in a sack of hate. And that French kid loses every day when he looks in the mirror.

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are we even sure that's marilyn manson?

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 07/08/08 1:10 PM | Reply
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that does not even look like manson , i think some one is trying to make us look like idiots to believe that was him

Posted by: amber in reply to Matthew's comment at 01/20/09 5:59 PM | Reply
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if that is actually marilyn manson, it's pretty fucking obvious that was a wig even before the guy ripped it off.

mans gettin' lazy.

Posted by: Max profile link at 07/08/08 1:26 PM | Reply
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Mark

Does anybody even care about this guy anymore?

Posted by: Mark profile link at 07/08/08 2:12 PM | Reply
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I never thought I'd say something positive about Marilyn Manson, but at least he had the decency to shake the kid's hand when he thought he was a fan.

Posted by: Stella at 07/08/08 2:16 PM | Reply
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Ce ne pas Marilyn Manson.

Posted by: michael at 07/08/08 3:08 PM | Reply
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Isn't that Michael Jackson? What's up with the pop dyslexia today? Is Tara Reid vying for a role in Elm Street or Fri. the 13th?

Posted by: Chadams at 07/08/08 7:14 PM | Reply
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That's obviously not Marilyn Manson. Manson's had his hair (relatively) short since about 2003.

Posted by: Anonymous at 07/08/08 10:22 PM | Reply
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OMFG,ARE U PPL BLINDE????????????????????THATS NOT MARILYN MANSON IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED O_O.IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANY OF HIS RECENT PICS DOES HE LOOK BALD????NO.HE HAS HAIR.DOES HE SMOKE????NO!!!!!!!!!!u people are halarious

Posted by: Ciara at 09/02/08 4:00 PM | Reply
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its rediculous!!! He is freak!!!!! Satanism!!!

Posted by: Not care at 10/14/08 4:23 AM | Reply
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FUCK U ALL

Posted by: VICKY300 at 01/09/09 12:31 PM | Reply
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why can't anyone tell the difference the difference between real and fake anymore! that's not Marilyn Manson, I can't belive a lot of you are stupid enoughe to not see that. But so what if he's bald he actually has good music unlike some people!

Posted by: Erinn at 02/07/09 3:28 PM | Reply
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no he is not you see that that guy looks like a kiss look a like and his nose is to fat Marilyn Manson has a slender long nose that is too big to be him end of story plus i read his book and he put every thing in there no bald thing

Posted by: requiem at 06/11/09 9:55 PM | Reply
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ways it is impossible for this to be Marilyn Manson
a)Hand size/shape b)face shape c)nose shape d)Marilyn Manson doesnt smoke e)look at the guys face when he has a swig of that drink...if its alcoholic manson wouldnt drink anything apart from absinthe f)Where are his tattoos?even then you could see his tattos on his wrists...where are they? case closed! its not marilyn manson...and even if it was...its only fucking hair people!!!

Posted by: ain't nothin' but a goth thing at 07/22/09 2:15 AM | Reply
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