Marilyn Manson Is Bald, Everything Else About Him Totally Real

I don't know what is sadder, Marilyn Manson's aging goth clown schtick, or this one angry fan's relentless attempts to show the world that Manson wears a wig. Like, OK, you got him, dude. You really opened our eyes. I can't believe we were all such sheeple led to the slaughter as far as Marilyn Manson's hair was concerned?

(via BuzzFeed)

We definitely all lose on this one, guys. Mark it up in the Book of FAIL. Interestingly enough, Marilyn Manson doesn't lose when his wig is knocked off. It's actually when he's being frantically rushed to safety by his security team that he loses. So much for being birthed in a sack of hate. And that French kid loses every day when he looks in the mirror.

Posted by Gabe at 1:01 PM in Music Related Content
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are we even sure that's marilyn manson?

Posted by: Matthew at 07/08/08 1:10 PM | Reply
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if that is actually marilyn manson, it's pretty fucking obvious that was a wig even before the guy ripped it off.

mans gettin' lazy.

Posted by: Max at 07/08/08 1:26 PM | Reply
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Does anybody even care about this guy anymore?

Posted by: Mark at 07/08/08 2:12 PM | Reply
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I never thought I'd say something positive about Marilyn Manson, but at least he had the decency to shake the kid's hand when he thought he was a fan.

Posted by: Stella at 07/08/08 2:16 PM | Reply
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Ce ne pas Marilyn Manson.

Posted by: michael at 07/08/08 3:08 PM | Reply
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Isn't that Michael Jackson? What's up with the pop dyslexia today? Is Tara Reid vying for a role in Elm Street or Fri. the 13th?

Posted by: Chadams at 07/08/08 7:14 PM | Reply
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That's obviously not Marilyn Manson. Manson's had his hair (relatively) short since about 2003.

Posted by: Anonymous at 07/08/08 10:22 PM | Reply
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