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September 3, 2008

Liz Phair Roofied And Forced To Participate In Matrix Parody

That is the only possible explanation for how this could exist. That or Liz Phair not having anyone around her who cares enough to tell her that the AOL people are not at the top of the movie-spoof-creating field. Or even in the same decade:

If you had asked me this morning if there was any more of my teenhood left for Liz Phair to ruin, I would have laughed. But she just keeps finding a way. Be sure to watch at least until she says "Let's hug it out, bitch," -- the "Alrighty, then!" of the '00s.

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What... The... Fuuuuudge.

Lindsay, why do yo hate me?

Posted by: Dr. TV at 09/03/08 5:30 PM | Reply
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It's way corny, but a nice play on The Matrix powerpop team. Buuuuut corny as hell haha....at least going back to the roots is the moral of the story..
...maybe?

...i guess?

Posted by: The Littlest Winslow profile link at 09/03/08 7:05 PM | Reply
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Liz Phair is another argument in favor of making fun of adopted kids.

Posted by: dyb profile link at 09/03/08 7:57 PM | Reply
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that was horrible and embarrassing, but it's going to be just like it is (was?) with anna kournikova...she's hot so she can be as bad and corny as she wants while still maintaining a 'career.'

Posted by: anna k. at 09/04/08 4:08 PM | Reply
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Loved the title of this post. That "parody" was beyond horrendous

Posted by: hellsbells53 profile link at 09/04/08 6:04 PM | Reply
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i think it was so bad it was hilarious. i watched it three times. "that guy's no laurence fishburne"

Posted by: the.audio.phile at 09/05/08 4:42 AM | Reply
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Remeber Liz, you swallowed. We're connected.

Posted by: Dan at 09/05/08 12:22 PM | Reply
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Dear Liz,
I'm willing to forget everything you've done to hurt our relationship after Whip-Smart. You can still be my blowjob queen. x

Posted by: porter at 09/05/08 1:52 PM | Reply
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I know she's not taking it seriously or anything but this just hurts my feelings. Why is she doing this to us?


Posted by: Petr at 09/07/08 1:25 PM | Reply
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So, Liz has a sense of humor about herself. I actually enjoyed this little parody. Sure, it's corny, but that was kind of the point. I'm glad Liz is doing what feels right to her, regardless of what anyone thinks. Isn't that what we all loved about her in the first place?

Posted by: Lethe at 09/07/08 5:03 PM | Reply
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This was filmed like a cheap porno. I kept expecting Morpheus to strip down Phair.

Posted by: Kevin at 09/07/08 8:25 PM | Reply
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pretty funny, I hope it was intentional .. the acting is soooo bad!!!!

Posted by: ah-clem at 09/10/08 12:04 PM | Reply
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oh dear.

well, I'm still excited for the new album. this was just unnecessary.

Posted by: Sean at 09/10/08 5:49 PM | Reply
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