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July 22, 2008

Khia And I Need To Talk About Boundaries

It's been six years since "My Neck, My Back," and more than 20 arrests, but Khia's finally got a new video, you guys:

I can't believe someone gave her a whole 12 dollars to make this. And that the Bluths let her film it in their model home. Man, this song is full of terrifying propositions. Here are a list of things that Khia has offered that I am going to have to decline:

  • Be my lady.
  • Be my old lady.
  • Have my baby.
  • Meet my mother.
  • Cook my dinner.
  • Be my lover.

Although it would be fine if she wants to:

  • Fold my clothes.
  • Help me get that money.
  • Be my friend.

Actually, let's not force anything. We'll just work on the laundry and the getting that money and hope that friendship comes out of it.

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And cribbing heavily from Lil' Wayne's chorus on Jay-Z's "Hello Brooklyn" is just such a plus for her too...

Posted by: Chadams at 07/22/08 6:55 PM | Reply
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bingo gas station

She's really cleaned up her act!

Did you ever see Snatch the Cat Back?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t9HZ9q4jxWY

I think this is "better" than My Neck My back. In terms of nastiness... This video isn't explicit, but read this if you dare: http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/130531/Khia+-+Snatch+The+Cat+Back.html

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link at 07/22/08 9:36 PM | Reply
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amrit

your back, your neck. funny how that song hasn't got old yet ... to us.

Posted by: amrit profile link at 07/23/08 6:16 AM | Reply
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bingo gas station

I agree. It's not old yet, but just to keep it fresh I sometimes change it up with "The Nets Are Back."

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link in reply to amrit's comment at 07/23/08 1:37 PM | Reply
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I wonder if she spent her welfare money to make this video?...

Posted by: 24sara at 07/23/08 1:20 PM | Reply
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